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Logical Proof that food>heaven

Maximilian · 2004-11-04 13:59:08

Nothing is better than Heaven, baby Jesus & everlasting life. but, a cheese, ham & tomato sandwich is better than nothing; ergo, a cheese, ham & tomato sandwich is better than Heaven, baby Jesus & everlasting life. (Morons 2:16)

04-11-2004 01:59PM

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Maximilian

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Nothing is better than Heaven, baby Jesus & everlasting life.

but, a cheese, ham & tomato sandwich is better than nothing;

ergo, a cheese, ham & tomato sandwich is better than Heaven, baby Jesus & everlasting life.

(Morons 2:16)

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#2 04-11-2004 02:30PM

IrishMike

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Cute in a completely pointless kinda way

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#3 04-11-2004 06:57PM

neuro-praxis

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Heh heh.

The only flaw is that tomatoes make bread soggy.

DISGUSTINGLY SOGGY

LORD SAVE ME FROM THE SOGGY SAMBO

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#4 04-11-2004 07:57PM

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I'm quite disappointed. I was expecting some firebrand to call me a blasphemer. Y'know like this HalfWit guy, or whatever his name is.

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#5 04-11-2004 08:08PM

Excelsior

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If you would like to be banned, we can do that. Just pm me or Pooka. But being witty probably won't work.

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#6 05-11-2004 10:29AM

Maximilian

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Is this reverse psychology?

On another note, there's this guy I deal with, his name is Christian Victory. Seriously. I'd stay away from radical muslims if I was him.

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#7 05-11-2004 03:09PM

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What bastards christen a child "Christian Victory"?

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