You know its gonna be a bad day when...

KlodaX

... the only reason you get out of bed is to find pain killers ... numbed by the fact that you have actually left your bed, whilst clutching a mug off coffee gobeling up the pain killers, you read your morning post. This happens to be speeding fine. :rolleyes:

Good morning y'all. Hows yours treating you? swap me some karma

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Feel better kid

aidan_walsh

KlodaX wrote:

swap me some karma

You were getting sympathy up until this point. Not any more.

KlodaX

*People in your department greet each other with "How's the job search?" instead of "How's it going?"

*There is a '60 Minutes' crew at your office door.

*You accidently wash your hair with "Nair".

*You find a completely empty parking lot when you get to work at 9:00 AM.

*You find your boss, two higher levels of management, and a security guard waiting for you when you get in. *You put both contact lenses in the same eye. *You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city

*You wake up and your braces are locked together.

*You wake up face-down on the sidewalk.

*You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke; then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.

*Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. *Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

*Your boss tells you not to bother taking off you coat.

*Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

*Your income tax rebate check bounces.

*Your twin brother forgets your birthday.

*Your wife says "Good morning Bill", and your name is George.

at least I don't work in ER: http://medi-smart.com/badday.htm

Dingatron

Mines not 2 bad but the day is young. :-) Karma to you and hope it gets better!

irlirishkev

Tuesdays are awful. It's just a day put in to join the beginning and the middle of the week. At least on Thursday's I get paid occasionally, and I know the end of the week is fast approaching.. Tuesday is just another day in the job.. bleuch.. I hate them.

K.

KlodaX

'Tuesdays are the new Saturday for anyone who is remotely cool' ... according to some tv show on mtv.

I think Tuesday is the day before 'the fear' hits. Thats normally Wednesday. :eek: Its the middle of the week ... you are too far gone from the previous weekend ... and its a whole other day before the wages come and the next weekend hits.

On Tuesday ... you know Wednesday is coming.

pickarooney

Yeah, always despised Tuesdays, such a non-day. Nothing to catch up on after the weekend and so long until freedom.

Jim

Same as any other day to me.
Although this one certainly isn't the best.

Kêrmêttê

Today is payday!!! *\o/* woo hoo!
Pity I owe most of it already

sanncoo

Yesterday had to be one of the worst days, I have ever put down. To make matters worse I had taken the day off.....

08.45
My parents are away so I went up home to collect my sister to bring her to work. Find the house ransacked by the heathens my brother invited to a party on Sat night!!! *Scream*

8.55
Boyf rings me from Cardiff to say that he missed the plane home the night before. His mate had met some floozy and was on a promise and he couldn't leave him there on his own. Cue crappy thoughts re boyf, and hour on line booking flight home for the eejits. Cost to me......£170 sterling....on credit card that is already fragile...Cost to boyf...very red ear from verbal bashing and repayment to me....


11.00
Post arrives. Letter from Solicitor re new house purchase. Have to come up with 20,000 by Friday or lose new house. Current house not sold...where the f am i going to get the money.

12.15
Call from UK re job interview last week. Didn't get job despite the fact being told was practically mine.

17.00
Collected car from garage, to recieve 300.00 bill for service and has to go back next week for more.

21.00
Bed.......so nothing else could happen!

This morning didn't start out any better.......at work before I remembered I had to collect my sister!!

:eek:

KlodaX

come sanncoo ... lets go get wasted. Twill be the best Tuesday ever! by the time we recover it will be the weekend!


I'll sell my car, you can sell the house and we can fly of to Jamica by Wednesday... Tuesday can be spent celebrating!

RE*AC*TOR

Wait until tomorrow, if you wake up and George Bush is reelected, then THAT will be a bad day.

JohnK

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Wait until tomorrow, if you wake up and George Bush is reelected, then THAT will be a bad day.

That would be a day where all you can do is cry...

Lump

Whoot, finished work an hour early and I'm off to the bar..... Can it get better?


John

steveland?

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Wait until tomorrow, if you wake up and George Bush is reelected, then THAT will be a bad day.

Yes when we finally find out some time next month.... Ya dont think its gonna be as easy as just counting the votes and the person with the most votes winning did you?

Perish the thought

In_Diana_Jones

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Wait until tomorrow, if you wake up and George Bush is reelected, then THAT will be a bad day.

Have to disagree, this would be a great day.
It would mean that John Kerry didn't win.

KlodaX

That wasn't such a bad day after all.
Thanks for the Karma... I think it worked!

*I'm not even sure what karma is*

Piste

My karma ran over my dogma.

DEmeant0r

The voting system is online actually, so it won't take that long to count up, infact I'm pretty sure the system will count the votes itself...

tony 2 tone

You know it's gonna be a bad day when, you manage to lock yerself in the toilet in work and can't get out, the new helper monkey in work (new lab assistant) nearly poisons you, there is so much over due work that you wish you could be doing the Leaving again all tests in one day, not to get a better job just it would be easier....... And I promised to be in for 8.....

bringitdown

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You know it's gonna be a bad day when, George W. Bush looks like winning an election ... again. :mad:
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pork99

bringitdown wrote:

[STATE-OBVIOUS]
You know it's gonna be a bad day when, George W. Bush looks like winning an election ... again. :mad:
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Good new for satirists though

Sleepy

You know it's a bad day when you get up at 5.30, hear that W has somehow managed to win legitamately this time, take a bus out to the airport that's half an hour late, get to the checkin desk and realise you've forgotten your passport, the only other flight that day to anywhere remotely near where you want to go is over €300 and you're going to have to wait til tomorrow morning for the flight you were lucky to be able to spend fifty quid to transfer your ticket to...

What a ****in start to the day, eh?

RE*AC*TOR

Sleepy wrote:

You know it's a bad day when you get up at 5.30, hear that W has somehow managed to win legitamately this time, take a bus out to the airport that's half an hour late, get to the checkin desk and realise you've forgotten your passport, the only other flight that day to anywhere remotely near where you want to go is over €300 and you're going to have to wait til tomorrow morning for the flight you were lucky to be able to spend fifty quid to transfer your ticket to...

What a ****in start to the day, eh?

*hug*

OfflerCrocGod

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

*hug*

Get a ROOM FUN BOYS

RE*AC*TOR

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

Get a ROOM FUN BOYS

fine, no hugs for you then! :rolleyes:

Sleepy

RE*AC*TOR, look I'm flattered and all but I don't go for guys with mustaches

KlodaX

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

fine, no hugs for you then! :rolleyes:

where is my hug?

Victor

KlodaX wrote:

*You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke; then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.

Theres an episode of The X-Files like this where Mulder wakes up and says to himself (I paraphrase) "DAmn, waterbed is leaking. Hang on, when did I get a water bed?"

wallywhittle

KlodaX wrote: »

... the only reason you get out of bed is to find pain killers ... numbed by the fact that you have actually left your bed, whilst clutching a mug off coffee gobeling up the pain killers, you read your morning post. This happens to be speeding fine. :rolleyes:

Good morning y'all. Hows yours treating you? swap me some karma

Hope you're ok

We'll if his mood hasn't improved in the 10 1/2 years since this was posted...

lickme

you've drank 15 pints the day before and wander into your office in the middle of the night and take a ****e on your bosses desk.

Lucyfur

MOD

Jaysis. Super zombie