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Riddles ;)

  • 28-10-2004 07:53PM
    #1
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭


    Anyone have any riddles? Amusing or otherwise....


    Here's a simple one to start the thread off:


    most people have had one, but no-one owns one, you can't receive it or keep it, but you can be helped make it, what is it?


Comments

  • #2
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    A cough?


  • #3
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    Gummybearz!!! wrote:
    A cough?

    Nope


  • #4
    Plunky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    a baby?


  • #5
    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I'm gonna say love


  • #6
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    Plunky wrote:
    A baby?
    Barry Aldwell wrote:
    I'm gonna say love

    Nope


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  • #7
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Trouble, or a problem


  • #8
    Caoimhe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭Caoimhe


    Sense...


  • #9
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    Raphael wrote:
    Trouble, or a problem


    Nope..


    I'v just realised that soe of these answers could vaguely fit the riddle, but their not the answer i'v got so....... keep guessing


  • #10
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    A Funeral?


  • #11
    Caoimhe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭Caoimhe


    Friends?


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  • #12
    Stephen Forde
    Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭Stephen Forde


    a crush?


  • #13
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    a fart?


  • #14
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    jono087 wrote:
    most people have had one, but no-one owns one, you can't receive it or keep it, but you can be helped make it, what is it?

    Vague.


  • #15
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    or an orgasm...


  • #16
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    Keyzer wrote:
    or an orgasm...


    correct.... I must come up with a harder one....


  • #17
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    that was the answer? seriously?
    nuns and priests never have them, well in ireland they do (only joking)...


  • #18
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    Keyzer wrote:
    that was the answer? seriously?
    nuns and priests never have them, well in ireland they do (only joking)...


    Thats what they tell us.... its all a big sexual conspiracy: everyone feels sorry for the "poor" nuns and priests with their lack of sexual gratification.... however every few weeks or so they get together in the vatican for a giant orgy!!! That's why the ceilings are so tall over there, so people won't suffocate. And don't ask me how I know this: you've all read the Da Vinci code, if non-catholic 'sects' can have orgys then the vatican's might and power can surely hide a few orgys here and there.......


  • #19
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    You're stupid. Really, really, stupid


  • #20
    Plunky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    MAKE an orgasm? What kind of WEIRD sex do you get involved in? Weirdo. What goes up and up and up but never leaves the ground?


  • #21
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Shares in Microsoft


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  • #22
    Bazookatone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Bazookatone


    A Bloke's todger


  • #23
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    The stupidty levels in this country?


  • #24
    Crash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    well that was quite possibly the most retarded riddle i've ever seen in my life. well done.


  • #25
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,908 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Plunky wrote:
    MAKE an orgasm? What kind of WEIRD sex do you get involved in? Weirdo. What goes up and up and up but never leaves the ground?

    The spire?


  • #26
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    crash_000 wrote:
    well that was quite possibly the most retarded riddle i've ever seen in my life. well done.


    I aim to amuse...... even at my own expense, .,.,. and I probably should have warned everyone that the riddle wasn't any good....


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