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So How Well Does Coldwater Clean? Better than a dishwasher ??..........

  • 22-10-2004 11:12am
    #1
    cajun_tiger
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    A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very
    secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the night, his
    grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and
    bacon. The young man noticed a film-like substance on his plate
    and he questioned his grandfather......."are these plates
    clean?" His grandfather replied...."those plates are as clean as
    cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal." That
    afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
    lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and
    a substance that looked like dried egg yokes....so he asked
    again.... "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking
    up from his hamburger, the grandfather says.... "I told you
    before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them,
    now don't ask me about it again!" Later that afternoon, as he
    was on his way out to get the paper, the dog started to growl
    and would not let him pass....... "Grandfather, your dog won't
    let me out," he complained. Without diverting his attention
    from the football game, his Grandfather shouted......
    "Coldwater, Move"


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