Epitaphs!

Spalk0

Ok what would you have written on your epitaph?

Mine would be along the lines of......."I told ya it was more than just a flu!" or "Im not actually buried but in the grave next to me!"

What about you peeps?

penguinbloke

The best ones are already taken

Spike Milligan
"I told you I was sick"

Billy Connolly's future one in really small writing so you have to get really close to read it
"Your standing on my Balls"

Royal's from "The Royal Tannenbaums(sp?)"
"Died Heroically while saving his family from a destroyed sinking Battleship"

and not to forget Buffy's
"She saved the world. A Lot"

Nemici

"could do better"

TUTS

Here lies a dead man, all around here there are many dead people. Make the most of it cause you'll be here soon enough for long enough.

smoke.me.a.kipper

"wahey! no work tomorrow!!"

woosaysdan

"let me out its dark down here"

or

"carlsberg dont do grave but if they did it would probably be the best grave in th world!!!"

gimmick

"At least he wore clean underpants"

Even though thats a bare-faced lie.


"So Long SUCKERS"

steveland?

"See ya next month"

Sleepy

I wouldn't have one, I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered on the ocean.

aodh_rua

"To Let"

steveland?

"Died the way he lived..... HUNG"

pickarooney

aodh_rua wrote:

"To Let"

Hmm, and have some whippersnapper add an I to make sure your grave smelled of roses?

Spalk0

"oh and hunny, my Moneys right here with me....HAHA"

RossFixxxed

From fear and loathing: Too weird to live, too rare to die.

That's gonna be mine!

Or possibly a metal gear style "Game Over" would be good with an mp3 player playing "Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" too would be good!

Ross

impr0v

"To advertise in this space contact [next of kin]"

dach

"I wanted to be buried in the local-
at least then they would have come to see me 4 times a week"

ven0m

Mine would read:

"Get a life & stop missing mine, cos I ain't!"

pretty much says it all

::: ven0mous :::

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

"the worms are partying now!"

The Muppet

The joke is over, now let me out.

Matthewthebig

"I sure as **** hope there is no such thing as hell"

banquo

hmm, some of mine would be

"Robert munnelly: me first",

or

"you next"

Havelock

"Here lies a man and wife,
who were loved all their life,
let it be be said,
now that their dead"

or

" Husband, Father and Teacher"

or

" Gone back to Hell "

Pet

"Necrophiliacs welcomed."

(I made that up myself too! *is proud*)

Sarky

"Buried upside down so you can kiss my ass."

Healio

"Epitaph"

Sarky

"I will return for my bloody vengeance. No-one will be spared."

Nuttzz

Here lies the body of John Mound, lost at sea and never found









Dont worry, I've already got my coat on

elivsvonchiaing

Enjoying death right now! Wish you were here!

embee

Remember, Man, as you walk by,
as you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so you must be.
Prepare for death and follow me.

Love's a loss one cannot reimburse.
Each of us lives for an eternity,
Dying only after our forever.

Suitably doomy and serious.

Otherwise,

Born free. Taxed to Death.

The other side of the white tunnel is full of goddamn Starbucks. Live as long as you can.

Chonaic

"Dont look down your nose at me, dear!"
0r
"Now you can leave the kitchen"

Sarky

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

Wish you were here

I like it. I like it a lot.

billy the squid

how bout this

"haha you buried the will as well "