F*****ing and Blinding Shrinks The Nads (Its Official)

spongebob

F*** Me , I mean Ooooooooooops

The shocking revelation comes courtesy of Gennady Cheurin's team at the Yekaterinburg Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival. Cheurin made the discovery after conducting ground-breaking research into the effect of bad language on water. The theory goes that water can be influenced by "negative vibes", and the team spent several hours hurling abuse at a glass of the stuff. This Devil's liquid was then sprinkled on wheat seeds - of which just 48 per cent subsequently germinated. Seeds favoured with water from natural springs, on the other hand, enjoyed a 93 per cent germination rate.

Phew . What about me then ?

We then looked at heavy swearers, and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this Immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions

Thats the cheapest contraceptive I ever heard of . I wish woomen would be more understanding of their menfolk, I really f*******g do

If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles

More of this utterly fascinating article on the Reg Here along with a link to that great Lesbian Cow story I forgot to post here about last month.

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cajun_tiger

but what if its said me a good positive way
ie F*** me H***er ect?

kaimera

cock.

I seem to swear a tad much in college among friends. I knew they would have a detremental affect on my sex life.

whores

spongebob

cajun_tiger wrote:

but what if its said me a good positive way

Dude

Have you ever come across a woman who can differentiate between 'good' swearing and 'bad' swearing ? I feel that they will use this important research to beat up on their menfolk .

<Muck> (apropos the weather for example ) Ah F*** it anyway
<Ms Muck> No Conjugals for you tonight
<Muck> Ah F*** it anyway

I feel the walls closing in on me already ..and thats before some health supplement in a chick mag pick up on this

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rymus

ive been swearing like a french sailor for the last **** knows how many years and my balls are as big as always...

What a load of pseudo-scientific bull****!

cajun_tiger

Muck wrote:

Dude

Have you ever come across a woman who can differentiate between 'good' swearing and 'bad' swearing ? I feel that they will use this important research to beat up on their menfolk .

<Muck> (apropos the weather for example ) Ah F*** it anyway
<Ms Muck> No Conjugals for you tonight
<Muck> Ah F*** it anyway

I feel the walls closing in on me already ..and thats before some health supplement in a chick mag pick up on this

M

i'm a girl and good curses are "F*** me H***er" (i say that alot..)
bad curses are "that was f***ing S*** try harder next time oh and count the inch's thats the only reason theat you'll be lucky enough to have a next time!" <only said it once>

cajun_tiger

i swear alot more so in my later years, i don't consider my self any less girly then i ever was before.....

spongebob

So you have not grown any hair or muscles as a consequence .....anywhere.......

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penguinbloke

H***er

Hitler
harder
hatter
hammer

I'm deeply confused, what could possibly warrant censoring

stagolee

cajun_tiger wrote:

F*** me H***er

im possibly being incredibly naive here but what does the H***er mean? i get the F*** bit but i cant think of a rude word that has 6 letters starts with h and ends with er, please tell us cos otherwise this will be on my mind all day :eek:

stagolee

"hooker" is a bit rude maybe thats it

stagolee

hehe sorry penguinbloke didnt see your post there i reckon it was "f*** me Hitler"

pickarooney

Hummer?

seamus

Lol, you gotta love those crazy Russian Scientists.

Next he'll claim that sugar plants that have been blowing in the wind taste worst than refined castor sugar.

cajun_tiger

harder i dont know why i did the *** they are just so much fun

cajun_tiger

Muck wrote:

So you have not grown any hair or muscles as a consequence .....anywhere.......

M

nope,
just the norm for girls, and no muscles though i wouldn't mind the muscles

ionapaul

I like ****s too.

Can answer decypher the following phrase?

'A** y** f***ers s****d b* w***ing a** n** r***ing f***ing b****s!'

Answer me true and ye shall receive a shiny tuppence piece and a brand new mule, with bells and whistles attached

stagolee

ionapaul wrote:

I like ****s too.

Can answer decypher the following phrase?

'A** y** f***ers s****d b* w***ing a** n** r***ing f***ing b****s!'

Answer me true and ye shall receive a shiny tuppence piece and a brand new mule, with bells and whistles attached

*ll *ou *uck*** *houl* *e *ank*** *nd *ot *ead*** *uck*** *oard*

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'A** y** f***ers s****d b* w***ing a** n** r***ing f***ing b****s!'

All you f\/ckers should be w/\nking and not reading f\/cking boards.

stagolee

right thats a mule each for me an the rhino

stevenmu

I would have imagined that saying

cajun_tiger wrote:

"F*** me H***er"

a lot would have led to some sort of muscle development no ?

bizmark

Fu*k the fu*king f**kers and their fu*king stupid study tbh

cajun_tiger

stevenmu wrote:

I would have imagined that saying a lot would have led to some sort of muscle development no ?

more so weight loss

Gordon

So those ol' Russian scientists are saying that wheat seeds prefer fresh water from springs as opposed to tapwater that has had some fair amount of spittle from swearing, crazy old Russian scientists?

What a stupid f*cking test.

Oh hang on... it's actually bollox?

NotMe

ionapaul wrote:

I like ****s too.

Who doesn't?

mp3guy

that, my friend is the biggest load of bull, ever. Probably a joke, and if not, water is Oxygen and Hydrogen, and I'm sure the fact that CO2 was being expelled in its general direction, didn't exactly help it's quality or nutrients.

Pigman II

Muck wrote:

<Ms Muck> No Conjugals for you tonight

Ms.Muck? She actually prefers to be called 'Lady Muck'. And I should know, after all I did f*** her in the a**e on several occasions with thanks to my large and trusty c**k .

Disclaimer : In an attempt to avoid any possibility of unpleasant sexual disfunctions in the future the above sentence should should of course read 'feed her in the apse on several occasions with thanks to my large and trusty cook'