Play.com's new product range

daveg

WTF?

tman

wow!

you'd look so classy giving your sack a good scratching with one of those

Pet

you'd look so classy giving your sack a good scratching with one of those
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Is there an airport nearby or is that my cock taking off?

Heh. this made me laugh for some reason.

Matthewthebig

That is pretty surreal.

mayordenis

the fact that its actually caleld a ballscratcher

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mayordenis wrote:

the fact that its actually caleld a ballscratcher

what did you expect?
Testicle Manipulator?

mayordenis

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

what did you expect?
Testicle Manipulator?

quite frankly i did infact i believe that name would of been more tha apt.

tba

at least it has a nice solid feel.

I cant stand those flimsy testicle manipulators.

woosaysdan

i always wanted one of those!!!

steveland?

Why'dya need to spend 10englishquid on it when ya can just whip out a fork?

Let's be honest you'll look just as classy either way

tba

and you can use a fork to eat your noodles too!

quarryman

then put it back in the drawer

Deadwing

Great for those itchy moments that every guy experiences. Now you can scratch in sophistication without compromising your integrity as a gentleman. This high quality, silver coloured device comes in a lovely presentation box with the words 'FOR THE BUSY MALE EXECUTIVE' on the outside and 'GENTLEMEN'S BALLSCRATCHER' inside the box.

Gentlemens ballscratcher?? as opposed to the working class ballscratcher which is just a hairbrush :rolleyes:
That has to be the most pointless thing ive ever seen...use your hand ffs!!

Boro

Quality pewter with a nice solid feel
Unit weighs 133 grams
Approximately 9 inches long
The end of the scratcher is in the shape of a small metal ladies hand

Hrrrmmm - just as well they qualified that with the "ladies hand" bit :cool:

woosaysdan

nah a fork can scratch a little bit too much and leave with irritated balls

skywalker

Deadwing wrote:

Great for those itchy moments that every guy experiences. Now you can scratch in sophistication without compromising your integrity as a gentleman. This high quality, silver coloured device comes in a lovely presentation box with the words 'FOR THE BUSY MALE EXECUTIVE' on the outside and 'GENTLEMEN'S BALLSCRATCHER' inside the box.

Gentlemens ballscratcher?? as opposed to the working class ballscratcher which is just a hairbrush :rolleyes:
That has to be the most pointless thing ive ever seen...use your hand ffs!!

personally i think its a genius little idea. think about it. its cheap, pointless, and funny enough for a chris kindle. ill buy several for all the ballscratchers in the office.

monkeyfudge

Too bad Play.com doesn't ship it's gadgets outside of the UK.

I really wanted to buy the lordship title...

steveland?

Where do i get the one with the small metal man's hand.... woops

cajun_tiger

i can think of something else to do with that tee hee hee

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cajun_tiger wrote:

i can think of something else to do with that tee hee hee

I know exactly what you mean! ...
....A Ladies' Self-Fisting Wand.

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mayordenis

lol this reactor character is a genius

steveland?

Why am i suddenly turned on :eek:

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SteveD wrote:

Why am i suddenly turned on :eek:

probably mayordenis' sig...

sprinkles

tba wrote:

and you can use a fork to eat your noodles too!

I'm sure you can use your "ballscratcher" to eat noodles aswell. Maybe they should include that in the product description.

Do you approach from the back or the front? I mean it doesn't seam to have the "hook" to get in behind the testies, from the back might be your only option, but this might make you look less gentlemanly.

cajun_tiger

dam right reactor so getting myself one of them!!!