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Annoying Boy on Bus

  • 17-10-2004 3:52pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

    The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

    The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

    The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''


    :D:p:D:p:D:p


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Joseph


    911

    Why can't a blonde dial 911?

    She can't find the eleven.

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Bungalow Bill


    Deaddude wrote:
    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

    The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

    The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

    The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''


    :D:p:D:p:D:p


    Ah that was good!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    a little laugh goes out for that one..


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