All over for Tom and Nicole

Bard

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have split, after 11 years of marriage, blaming their heavy workload.

Boo hoo - how terribly tragic.

More in today's Indo, or on the web, I'm sure.

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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. -Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)

Bard

Well, considering he and his wife are ending a marriage which "was in trouble" anyway... I guess so.

tobi

Ah I suppose she’ll need a shoulder to cry on then.

I hear Tom has picked up Penelope Cruz though, which is nice.

Lucky dwarf

Slydice

Nicole Kidman

( why isnt there a slobber smiley )

Free and it's all thanks to me

pat kenny

Y what did you do? have an affair with tom cruise causing the split?

the celtic tiger

so, Tom's available now?

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SCRUB

He Saw her in Bmx bandits and couldnt look at her again . She had been hiding the video from him for years .

But he wanted to pull him plum one day and went in search of some porn around the house but instead found the video.

In a press release he said

"She was god awful in the film and her ugly freckles turned my stomach . I couldnt look at her again in the same way " .

tobi

Let the rumour mill begin

Blitzkrieger

does anyone really give a toss?

SCRUB

yes , ye sI do , I cried when I head they split.

It was worse than when grant went off with kathy .. poor phil

*sob sob*

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