dontcha just hate it when...

mang87

You think about breathing then suddenly you're doing it manualy?

Or when you tihnk about blinking? Or when ou're lying in bed you start wondering what way your eyes are supposed to be facing, then can't get asleep thinking about it? Or itches?

Suddenly things that are meant to be automatic are now being done manualy.


It sucks. Just thought I'd share, and make you all think good and hard about it.

Victor

mang87 wrote:

You think about breathing then suddenly you're doing it manualy?

It's really scarey though when you relax so much you stop breathing and after 1-2 minutes it kicks in automaticly (has only happened me once).

spoon

what about when you start thinking about your heart beat? and then it stops beating?! and you die. and instead of showing up for your funeral wearing black, they all wear clown suits.
made of dead monkies.
and instead of a priest and an altar and so on, there's just the sound of a pig in high-heels tap-dancing up sheet-metal stariways.

Basq

spoon wrote:

what about when you start thinking about your heart beat? and then it stops beating?! and you die. and instead of showing up for your funeral wearing black, they all wear clown suits.
made of dead monkies.
and instead of a priest and an altar and so on, there's just the sound of a pig in high-heels tap-dancing up sheet-metal stariways.

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!"

Caesar_Bojangle

or when you think you're going to swallow your tongue?

stagolee

basquille wrote:

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!"

he sounds like he got out of his own head already so yours shouldnt be too much more of a challenge

Tusky

I wish masturbation was automatic

jor el

You're all mad except Tusky, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I've never really thought about my breathing, or where my eyes should look in the dark, but now that you mention it, I eh, probably never will.

ToxicPaddy

spoon wrote:

....there's just the sound of a pig in high-heels tap-dancing up sheet-metal stairways....

Where does someone start to even begin to come up with an image like that...????????????? :eek:

Tox

Dr. Loon

spoon wrote:

funeral wearing black, they all wear clown suits.
made of dead monkies.

I actually want people to turn up at my funeral dressed as assorted fruit. Now that you mention it though, clown suits would be pretty good too... but we'll leave out the dead monkies.

embee

mang87 wrote:

You think about breathing then suddenly you're doing it manualy?

Or when you tihnk about blinking? Or when ou're lying in bed you start wondering what way your eyes are supposed to be facing, then can't get asleep thinking about it? Or itches?

Suddenly things that are meant to be automatic are now being done manualy.


It sucks. Just thought I'd share, and make you all think good and hard about it.

Er.... What?

I don't breathe manually. I carry around a computer that carries out all basic functions for me. Its a bitch to carry around but it makes me popular with all my nard friends.

Cactus Col

Tusky wrote:

I wish masturbation was automatic

for me it is

spoon

ToxicPaddy wrote:

Where does someone start to even begin to come up with an image like that...????????????? :eek:

Tox

i dont knoooowwwwww...

blondie83

Caesar_Bojangle wrote:

or when you think you're going to swallow your tongue?

Yeah the worst is when your lying in bed and you suddenly start wondering where your tongue should be in your mouth. Never thought much about breathing though, although it has stopped on me at times when falling asleep. I get a wierd feeling like I'm falling, and it jolts me awake - its a pretty good adrelenine rush!

smoke.me.a.kipper

ive seen one of my friends complain about having just forgotten to breath a couple of times.

weemcd

or when a pointless thread appears...

Naos

shud try an OBE for the aul breathing manually thing...
plus if it happens its scary sh*t(i think its all in head but anyway).. scary.

woosaysdan

Cactus Col wrote:

for me it is

and me i use my hands free kit......................................................... i get the girlfriend to do it for me!!!

CuLT

feck, can't stop thinking about breathing now...

Jim

CuLT wrote:

feck, can't stop thinking about breathing now...

Aye, me to.

I hate when your browsing boards and the start to do it manually. You have to actually think about what your looking at and what your posting.