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How to tell the sex of a fly?

MidnightQueen · 2004-10-04 13:53:03

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. ...Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."…

04-10-2004 1:53pm

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MidnightQueen

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
...Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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#2 04-10-2004 1:55pm

ferdi

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sex based stereotypes, ye just cant beat em

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#3 04-10-2004 1:56pm

dark_knight_ire

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Lol very good

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#4 04-10-2004 9:47pm

Treebeard

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hah I liked that one

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#5 05-10-2004 8:29am

jared almasy

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nice, but what would you call the ones around the jam??

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#6 05-10-2004 11:59am

Diddy Kong

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classic stereostypes...i love em

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#7 06-10-2004 6:31pm

Capt'n Midnight

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alternative version

Why do moths fly with thier legs apart ?
have you ever seen the size of mothballs

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#8 07-10-2004 2:15pm

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the ones with sticky bellies?!?

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#9 07-10-2004 8:01pm

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Balls Of Steel wrote:

the ones with sticky bellies?!?

Those are adolescents.

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