Definitive guide to Storm Trooper armour.

Lucy_la_morte

http://studiocreations.com/stormtrooper/main.shtml

Don't know if it's been posted before, looks fun though.

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Senretsukyaku
Kikosho!
SPINNING BIRD KICK

Chun-Li la morte.

Dont be at yourself

Very leets.

Don't Forbidden Planet sell pre-made ones for something crazy like £400?

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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

That's a very good one- seen it before, but rarely tire of it (is there a Star Wars site on the web I haven't seen? )

n1 Lucy

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

DEmeant0r

Hehe looks fun to wear... Hope ppls don't get stuck in it N1 Lucy

KevDaEdbanger

THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE EMPIRE
To "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"

By Steven Cavanagh (scavanag@sydney.dialix.oz.au)

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Oh put your hands together for the ruler of the stars
he's the boss, from Coruscant out to the home of Owen Lars
Once he wiped out all the Jedi Knights, and then passed out cigars
and he keeps marching on!

CHORUS:

Glory, glory to the Emp'ror
Glory, glory to the Emp'ror
Glory, glory to the Emp'ror
He just keeps marching on!

And now we bow in reverence to his own evil Lord
Vader dresses all in ebony, and loves to be abhorred
and he has a shiny helmet and a groovy laser sword,
and he keeps marching on!

CHORUS

(Stormtroopers)
We're the legions of his troopers, and we always dress in white
and we're taught to fire randomly in every firefight
Now we know to tilt our heads to keep the tops of doors in sight,
and we keep marching on!

CHORUS

(Scout Troopers)
Well we also dress in white, but we're the Endor bunker scouts
not those little boys that dib and dob, those wimpy layabouts.
We can fly at high-speed, scream and have spectacular wipeouts,
but we keep marching on!

CHORUS

(TIE pilots)
We're the pilots of the Empire, and we fly the fearsome TIEs
and we somehow always get our butts kicked clear across the skies
If we blow up for no reason, we don't think it's a surprise
we just keep marching on!

CHORUS

(death star gunners)
We're the gunners of the Death Star, and we wear a funny hat
and we fiddle with the switches that blow planets into scrap
and the rumour that we're extras is complete and utter crap,
we'll just keep marching on!

CHORUS

(Snowtroopers)
We're the snowy region troopers, and we storm the worlds of ice
and we almost got the Falcon with that tripod-gun device
If you meet us on the weekend, then you'll find we're rather nice
and we keep marching on!

CHORUS

(Walker Drivers)
We're the pilots of the walkers that are fearsome, great and tall
we can fight in rock and snow and jungle- AT-ATs do it all
but we haven't figured out that if you trip them, then they fall
So we keep marching on!

CHORUS

(Royal Guard)
We're the royal guard all dressed in red, the stormtrooper elite
we can shoot a mynock's eye out from about six hundred feet
but we can't be all that smart, because we haven't learned to speak,
we just keep marching on!

CHORUS

(Officers)
We're the British-sounding officers, we fly a giant ship,
and we look down at the pit crew and we drive them with a whip
For we know that if we screw up, Vader makes us get a grip,
So we keep marching on!

CHORUS

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