Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Ladies tights?

  • 02-10-2004 7:44pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    I love womens tights.

    I love when my gf wears suspenders/hold ups and high heels when we have sex.

    Things is, is that i like to wear them myself during masturbation, and I would love to try it out during sex with herself. Funnily enough though, I dont know how to broach this particular subject. She is very open to suggestions and we have a very uninhibited sex life, but is this a step too far???


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Of course it is. If you and your girlfriend have a very uninhibited sex life then of course you cant tell her that you like wearing frillies, that would go against the whole uninhibitedness of your sex life.

    Why can't you just take her undies off and put them on mid-passion?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Penfolds


    How about this way of broaching it, without making her think you have a fetish for tights (which I suppose you have, but anyway each to their own)

    Get Rocky horror picture show on video / DVD and then after watching it suprise her with the tights on and say you thought it'd give her a laugh to see you dressing up like Frank-N-Furter.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Penfolds


    Gordon wrote:
    Why can't you just take her undies off and put them on mid-passion?

    I'm fiercely confused Ted....If she had her undies on mid passion (as in not fore-passion etc....) and he put them on then there wouldn't be too many avenues for the passion to continue down unless he took them off again.......

    Of course, it's possible that Mod's such as yourself Gordon have an inside knowledge of advanced undie wearing sexual techniques that the rest of us mere mortals are ignorant of !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Hehe, not my most claritised post there!

    One of the top secret suggestions in my immortal mod book of undie wearing, which I can reveal to you, says: "Wean yourself onto wearing suspenders and high heels by first starting off small and then work your way up to the final gauntlet in due time. For example, take your girlfriends pants off and tie them round your neck as a fashionable cravat during intercourse."

    Sure you could do a few things:
    Put her stockings over your head and tell her angrily to give you all her money, and then shag her. Put her bra cups over your ears and pretend to be a WWII pilot coming in to land. And then do the "I'm just going to pretend to be a female porn star by wearing your stockings and high heels now luv."

    Bobs your uncle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,574 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Penfolds wrote:
    and he put them on then there wouldn't be too many avenues for the passion to continue down unless he took them off again.......
    Just make sure it's a crotchless g-string*

    * A string


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Bunnyefey


    Gordon wrote:
    Hehe, not my most claritised post there!

    One of the top secret suggestions in my immortal mod book of undie wearing, which I can reveal to you, says: "Wean yourself onto wearing suspenders and high heels by first starting off small and then work your way up to the final gauntlet in due time. For example, take your girlfriends pants off and tie them round your neck as a fashionable cravat during intercourse."

    Sure you could do a few things:
    Put her stockings over your head and tell her angrily to give you all her money, and then shag her. Put her bra cups over your ears and pretend to be a WWII pilot coming in to land. And then do the "I'm just going to pretend to be a female porn star by wearing your stockings and high heels now luv."

    Bobs your uncle.

    Haha, great advice, she'll never see it coming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Certainly not if he puts them over her eyes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    Gordon wrote:
    Hehe, not my most claritised post there!
    Especially since the word doesn't actually exist :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,574 ✭✭✭✭Victor




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A speeling misteak? Sorely not?


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Buy your own tights & stuff! I'd be well annoyed if a bf put on my clothes and pulled them out of shape in doing so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Things is, is that i like to wear them myself during masturbation, and I would love to try it out during sex with herself. Funnily enough though, I dont know how to broach this particular subject. She is very open to suggestions and we have a very uninhibited sex life, but is this a step too far???

    TBH, how are we to know if it's a step too far? We don't know either of you. However, if your sex life is as uninhibited as you say, why not start off by asking her for some of her fantasies, then if she's talking about stuff which is currently outside of what you've done so far, broach the subject of your fetish with her when you begin to discuss your fantasies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    My advice is .... just BE A MAN and tell your g/f you want to dress up and prance around in her girly underwear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    And for the love of God, wear opaque tights - do you want your gf to see hairy legs through tights?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Gordon wrote:
    Sure you could do a few things:
    Put her stockings over your head and tell her angrily to give you all her money, and then shag her. Put her bra cups over your ears and pretend to be a WWII pilot coming in to land. And then do the "I'm just going to pretend to be a female porn star by wearing your stockings and high heels now luv."

    Bobs your uncle.
    That's the funniest thing I've ever read on any forum.

    Sounds like it might work too, if you can get her to stop laughing.


Advertisement