Who to eat?

Matthewthebig · 28-09-2004 7:58pm #1

Alright this question got started at session 2. i cant remember how though. If you were on a desert island who would you eat

It wasn't me! · 28-09-2004 8:06pm

Small Aine

I'm going to say you Matt. I could live off you for longer than either of the other two.

Shiney · 28-09-2004 8:11pm

I voted Eamonn cause he was in my class.
the things around his wrists were for his science show. he was red and white blood cells. his show was funny. he attacked Michael and James.

mentalimplosion · 28-09-2004 8:17pm

Small Aine

although áine would taste better, there's more of matt. so matt it is.

Piste · 28-09-2004 8:19pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Matt........

Awayindahils · 28-09-2004 9:11pm

you couldnt eat alexei (eamon for those who didnt do rusisan) he's all scrawny.

and what if they decided to eat you- persumably they'd have to be there too

Hugh Hefner · 28-09-2004 11:56pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

I say small Aine because I'm a slave to the Small Aine Industrial Complex, like all of you will be.

BWABWABWABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

davethetrucker · 29-09-2004 2:43pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

aine! as she is full of nicoteen................mmmhh

pinkpimp · 29-09-2004 3:37pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

Matt'd be more like a horse, where Aine would be more tender. I dont like horse, and i do like lamb, so, seeing as i havent a clue who the other bloke is, im gonna say aine.

Raphael · 30-09-2004 4:18pm

Small Aine

Hmm, Aine has a whole lot of nicotine in her, so there is a definate risk of addiction.

As for Eamonn......I broke his collar bone already, eating him as well might be a bit much

Matt julienne anyone?

Undergod · 30-09-2004 7:07pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

Hmmm... according to cannibals, the tastiest part of the human body is the female forearm. Considering other uses of the person, Matt could wrestle sharks up onto the shore. Then we climb up tree to escape big trashing shark, wait for it to die, then eat the shark.
Assuming that's off the point, I think a girl just cause forearms taste nice.

ILikeCheese · 30-09-2004 7:46pm

I can't comment on this cos nobody seems to want to eat me! Too scrawny Hils? You can hardly...Oh wait yeah. And person who doesn't know me, you suck!

Aoibheann · 30-09-2004 7:50pm

eh, I'd rather not eat people.
Thanks all the same.
But I'm letting you all live, I think thats pretty damn nice of me.

mentalimplosion · 30-09-2004 8:02pm

Small Aine

actually, i'm now vegematarian so no meat for me

Raphael · 30-09-2004 8:32pm

Small Aine

I'm not eating you out of guilt eamonn, after the park incident....

Barry Aldwell · 30-09-2004 8:33pm

It isn't a case of who you eat: It's who you eat first

davethetrucker · 01-10-2004 4:07pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

mentalimplosion wrote:

actually, i'm now vegematarian so no meat for me

just for talks sake, what would you do if i said eat this lamb or i will kill a baby lamb?

Raphael · 01-10-2004 4:19pm

Small Aine

I think Ana's a vegetarian due to Super Size me....so she wouldn't care

mentalimplosion · 01-10-2004 4:47pm

Small Aine

ohmygod, HOW did you find that one out. and yes, i'm a vegematarian for health reasons, not animal reasons. i don't even like animals.

Barry Aldwell · 01-10-2004 5:11pm

"The Artillery Corps - blowing up hillsides and any sheep that get in our way since 1948*"

* It's happened, but it was an accident, and most people involved felt quite bad about it. Though they tend to serve mutton the day after range practice. Funny that

StupidLikeAFox · 01-10-2004 7:18pm

Are you in the fca by any chance barry?

Barry Aldwell · 01-10-2004 7:27pm

I am. I decided to learn about military life by experiencing it, rather than reading books about it and sticking a load of quotes vaguely related to it in my signature. In fact, the one quote that I've heard that best captures what life is really like in the military is "Take your plastic bag out of it's plastic bag, and it had better be laminated!"

StupidLikeAFox · 01-10-2004 7:31pm

never a truer word spoken!

Liquorice · 01-10-2004 8:44pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

I'm winning \o/
Under the stairs it was Matt, though. More of him. Taste matters not while stranded and starving. Unless you're not stranded, but a cannibalistic connoisseur. Then I think Eamonn may taste the best.

Anyway...this is the pointless crap that clogs up the board but schmeh.

Sunstorm · 02-10-2004 6:09pm

Matt. There's more of him and Aine smokes so I may get addicted to nicotine.

Matthewthebig · 02-10-2004 8:05pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

I seem to have some tendency to clog up the board. Look at what i started with the song tag for dogs sake

lucernarian · 04-10-2004 7:26pm

Small Aine

Sorry Áine, but Matt would be more sustaining

Matthewthebig · 05-10-2004 5:58pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

Mwhahaha We're even again. I might be eaten go me

pinkpimp · 05-10-2004 7:31pm

Eamon with the things on his wrists

Its tight.

twirly sponge · 05-10-2004 7:50pm

Small Aine

Ooh I remember this starting under the stairs, I've got a picture of the three of ye that I'll post later, then people who don't know ye will be able to judge properly..... Matt looks really scary in the picture....

Anyway I think I picked Matt that day and I'll pick Matt again cos there's more of him.

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