Small choc bar = Communists

Hobbes

This has to be a piss take...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/brown/cst-nws-brown28.html

I could quote bits but it is worth reading.

impr0v

It seems to be aiming for 'tongue in cheek', but hitting 'atrocious writing' between the eyes instead.

Blub2k4

I dropped him a letter:

Hello Mark,

finally someone has the balls to stand up and say something about these crazy pinko loons who want to stop me killing myself with diabetes. The reds are trying to permeate all strata of out lives and the march is constant, first they took my super-size McDonalds now they want my candy "From my cold dead hands", they'll have to drag this supersize mars off of me and they wont get it without a fight. You're a trooper, keep up the good fight, we need people like you to halt the march of communism. I think it would be a good idea to keep the king-size and have special offers like if you collect 1000 wrappers you get a free bath-lift, if you collect 2000 you get a free stair-lift, 4000 for a free nip/tuck, maybe a replacement pancreas for 6000, let the market decide. Better dead than red.

My signature.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

rofl, that is genius

Gilgamesh

Amen to that, looking at his report, no wonder he's Hypoglycemic at 50. couldn't even get through that trash he wrote without stuffing himself,

simu

It's a bit sad to see a 50 year old so obsessed with chocolate bars.