Punishment of a ******

Hugh Hefner

Okay, I need your help in punishing someone. :mad: :mad:

A guy in my class got a friend of his to call my house and say that I had my tongue half way down her throat and did other stuff with her last night and generally be profaine. And my dad heard the message! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I need to be able to get away with the punishment within a school environment.

Now with the collective gret matter of many CTYIers we should be able to come up with something harsh, brutal and legal.

I'm open to suggestions....

Matthewthebig

if the guy has no voicemail protection you can get into his voicemail change his voicemail and then lock it with a password try and be as horrible as possible

Hugh Hefner

Interesting....
So I just call 172 from his phone?

Piste

Spike his drinks with LAXATIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

jono087

Ok, I actually did this to a guy I really hate, it works and is highly priceless (if possible.... ?) Anyway, here's what you do, get a female friend to look up loads of gay porn and print it out. Then type out an official looking cover letter with official looking logo of "Gays Anonymous" and write out some bullsh*t stuff about him being a valued customer for the past 12 months and that he's getting a half year subscription free with some bonus material...... then put it and the pics in an A4 brown envelope with fully typed address in the most boring/official looking font you can find with a return address for "Gays Anonymous" in massive print in the corner and mail it to him. Hopefully one of his parents will get it.....

Alternatively throw a brick through his window, that always works (seriously), everyone will know it's you but no-one can prove it....

Matthewthebig

Interesting....
So I just call 172 from his phone?

no you put a 5 after the 085/6/7 part eg 086-5-1234567 then you press star as his voicemail is read out then it asks you for a password type 0000 if that doesn't work he's changed it. then steal his phone and do 172. the first way is easier though

Piste

Wow, thats even better than laxatives!

It wasn't me!

To be honest, most of the stuff here is actually illegal so as you can see, you're not going to find anything worth doing that's actually above board. Personally, I suggest buying some bangers around Hallowe'en, a few dozen eggs and a whole lot of flower. Used creatively, this little combination will cover the goon in a whole lot of mess. Put the eggs in bags of flower and the bangers in the middle. Hide in some bushes and throw them as he walks past. The results, if you use enough bangers, are worth videotaping. Bear it in mind. You will need a lot of bangers though. Alternatively, you could go all-out disfigurement on him and use the old "jam jar, nails, quarter-stick" trick. Not reccommended though. Fingerprints are evil.

Hugh Hefner

I'm not waiting till Halloween nor am I wasting my Halloween on him.

mentalimplosion

piss in his schoolbag. especially if it was expensive.

Joycey

Just beat the face off him

Hugh Hefner

I'm not pissing in someones school bag.

Hugh Hefner

Joycey wrote:

Just beat the face off him

No, pain and bruises go away. I want him to dread coming to school.

Matthewthebig

plant drugs in his locker just a small amount of weed. do this a few times and he'll get a JLO and to be extra vicious put some in his food so that it shows in a tox screen also as i said in an earlier forum get it from the dealer who soaks it in heroin. it just gets him a tad addicted but doesn't make him a proper addict. this hash isn't any more expensive because the heroin can still be used

Hugh Hefner

Someone who's banned suggested smearing his trousers with shaving gel (like sperm).

Hugh Hefner

I'm currently leaning towards lax and voicemail together.

It wasn't me!

And now we're getting into scary country. Keep drugs out of this. If you're really desperate, I would suggest just beat the living crap out of him until he never comes near you again.

Hugh Hefner

I'm thinkin' no, seeing as that would get me in a hell of alot of trouble.

mentalimplosion

but shaving gel is pink?!?!? and i liked my idea most. because it works, i tells ya

Hugh Hefner

Well I can assure you all it does work but I'm still not pulling it out in the classroom.

Matthewthebig

I shouldn't have suggested the drugs as it is so dangerous and would **** up the guys life as opposed to just embarrassing him. i tend to take things too far and for that I apologise

It wasn't me!

I wouldn't think you'd get in trouble for a beating. It happens all the time. Just make sure this one is more severe than usual and it'll just be taken normally. Thanks for withdrawing the statement there Matt. For someone who's straightedge you had me a wee bit worried there.
Ana..... eeeewwwww!.....
That is all.

StupidLikeAFox

if ya beat him in behind the ears it doesnt bruise

oops, did i say that out loud?

Matthewthebig

What can i say i have a lot worse but you'd all think me a completely messed up person. ah I'm think of drinking red wine with a meal as i enjoy the taste and have a very good nose for it. If i do say so myself

halenger

Take it do PMs. What a stupid thing to post.