An intreasting survey................

Monty - the one and only

UK Teenagers Think You Can't Get Pregnant If You Have Sex in The Bath

A survey of 2,200 doctors in the UK has shown that a huge number of teenagers there believe many myths about sex, including that you cannot get pregnant if you have sex in a bath or if you keep you eyes closed.

Some Doctors said that others had told them you can use crisps packets as condoms or you cannot get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm.

Most Doctors believe teenagers are not getting enough useful sex education at school. The teenage pregnancy rate in the UK is quite high by world standards, and growing

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richindub2

As i said in irc, LOL

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daves l33t site 0wns j00.

Asok

Helpp i got stabbed by a pringle i thought the jar was empty! a lil help anyone!

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Bomberman

A crisp packet!!!! that would hurt!!!

Dont be at yourself

Ripples - For Her Pleasure

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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

Kaidos

Pringles Extra Large ?

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kaidos:
Pringles Extra Large ?</font>

The discussion is about sex, not fisting.

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Yurmasyurda

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
The discussion is about sex, not fisting.

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What's fisting ?

Asok

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yurmasyurda:

What's fisting ? </font>

Its a little seasonal dance done by the people of a small town in russia called "Fist" its population is the same as "Beaver Creek"

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GreenHell

what kind of crisp packet Tayto or Prinkles.

Kenjd

Ripples ....roarrrrrrrrr

Chaos-Engine

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GREENHELL:
what kind of crisp packet Tayto or Prinkles.</font>

I am still laughing
If i was a Mod i would have to give u Karma Man that made me lol alot

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Lump

That was in the news paper the other day. The Sun or Star if I remember correctly.

John

Xterminator

Yes , i read it in the Sun.

I thought the best one was where if you jump up and down afterwards , you cant get pregnant!

Hehe .. i guess they wont be reducing the amount of tax we pay for unmarried mothers for a while yet

WhiteWashMan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yurmasyurda:

What's fisting ? </font>

ask your mother.

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Lucy_la_morte

I don't think the sex ed' in Ireland is very good, but it's more about common sense. I'm lucky my mother decided to have a talk to me about it around 12.

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The Sweeper

I can recall the sex education I got in school - we got to watch a video. There was a close up of a pane of glass, with raindrops running down it, and at one point two separate raindrops merged into one.

All this, to a holy catholic voiceover on love and marriage and unity.

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Lump

I Learned all I know from School alright, not from the teachers though.


John

BNC

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Xterminator:


I thought the best one was where if you jump up and down afterwards , you cant get pregnant!

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Would that be with or without the crisp packet?

entropi

If you could get a papercut from a bag of tayto or ripples...mmmm....rippley, how painful would tht be?

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Doc

We had pretty good sex education in our school someone came in to speak to us about it but they made the mistake of asking if we had any questions it was an all boys school and it was a woman who came in to talk to my class the questions ranged from ones about felching (odd Microsoft word cant find this word ) to ones about the movie animal farm and if she though the cows enjoyed the experience.
The thing is it was all very anti sex but it was a catholic school.


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SantaHoe

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
I don't think the sex ed' in Ireland is very good</font>

The closest we got to sex-ed where I went to school was reading through the mechanics of it in biology class.
And I'm only a few years out of secondary school.
Then again... it was a christian brothers school, all very set in their ways... if you had any questions regarding !you-know-what!, you were told to ask your parents.
Although I only saw that happen once, when a class mate (on a dare) asked the religion teacher what a blow job was

Most of my friends learned about sex in dribs and drabs through other friends, older brothers, parents or what ever.
I guess all it takes is one piece of bad advise or false information to get up-the-pole at some ridiculously young age.


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Belisarius

Sexual Education was fairly adhoc for me aswell , Being a seminary/School and all , It came during Science class while we were going through the human anatomy , we had the resident renegade priest , a Balding 24 year old priest called "Fr.Ted" *his name was actually Ted ,we werent that unoriginal* , and as I remember it wasnt that bad, quite comprehensive , went against all the catholic doctrine and that , but then Teds no ordinary priest , ted was a rebel . But he did say something classic that ill always remember , it went like this

"Lads the best sex education that youll get out of that school is to go have a talk with ******* out of 5th year in a few months time when his parents cop on that the one he knocked up from St. Vincents isnt actually just getting fat"

I learned something a new phrase that day , that phrase was "Shotgun Wedding".

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Greenbean

The day I learned the term shogun wedding I lost all faith in marriage. Being a second child I certainly wasn't causing any angry father-in-law to threaten me dad with a gun.

Lenny

I always get those sex talks every year in school
the talk about the STD's puts you off sex.
They also give out condoms after the sex talk

Spunog UIE

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">If you could get a papercut from a bag of tayto or ripples...mmmm....rippley, how painful would tht be? </font>

And if they were salt and vinger. oh the HUMANITY!!!

Steven

As a child insomniac I used to watch a lot of late night TV. I was given "the talk" when I was six years old, but I knew more by then than most ppl do by 15