Postman Pat's Last Day

Stephen P

An oldie...but goodie...

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on
his way with a cheque for £50.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 8-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky...

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie...
She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she
blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When
he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a
giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a five pound note
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the
fiver for?"

"Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you. He said, 'F**k him....Give him a fiver.' The breakfast was my idea."

Pugsley

What will postman pat be called after he retires?

pat...........

DEmeant0r

rofl, that was good

Hello Kitty

Pugsley wrote:

What will postman pat be called after he retires?

pat...........

lol

Spunog UIE

haha

joseph brand

How come I never heard this one b4, very good, "The breakfast was my idea"

How quaint!

Naos

ah yes heard that before, still very good.

actually has me thinking bout Postman Pat. Seen it in the tv guide, was gonna get up at watch it.

Im going to the Retro boards now..