****blocking !!

Yo Mamma

C0<kblocking - To intentionally or unintentionally keep an individual from scoring.

C0<kblocking is a huge petpeeve of mine. I hate guys that do it, and more importantly, I hate guys that do it on purpose. Let's break it down. You meet this girl at the bar and she's awesome. Hott girl, great personality, and banging body. Your buddy who for technical reasons we'll call Jag or Crash (your choice), also spots this girl at the bar. Now she just glanced at him or happened to look in his direction and he feels that she must obviously be in love with him. So she is now off limits to you in his mind. So he will do anything he possibly can to keep you from hooking up with her, even though he has no shot himself. This is what we call C0<kblocking .

It can be as simple as acting so weird that the girl thinks you have to be fcuked up yourself if you hang out with this weirdo. He can constantly interrupt your conversations with pointless ramblings. He can bring up embarrasing stories about yourself, or ask you if that's your girlfriend standing across from the bar. Or worst of all, he can implement 110% game.

110% game is ruthless. Its kinda like the full court press in basketball. Its like the phrase throwing everything but the kitchen sink, only you are throwing the kitchen sink. It's also called the last man standing technique. It got this name because of theory.

Say there are 5 guys in a room and 1 girl. She's wasted, messed up, and looking for some loving (in theory!). Well all 5 guys know that she's going to hookup with someone. So all 5 guys are actually C0<kblocking one another.

The last man standing is the guy that throws so much game that the other guys either passout or leave, and technically he's the last man standing and he gets the score. So my advise is, don't be the C0<kblocer. You should be able to tell if a girl wants to hookup with you in the first five minutes you spend talking to her. If you get bad vibes, give it up, let a friend share in the wealth.

[This message has been edited by Yo Mamma (edited 11-07-2001).]

Catch_22

may i be the first to say wtf ?!

Hobbes

Let me translate.

I fancied this bird last night, but so did me mate but she wasn't having any of it and it was him who ruined my chances because lets face it the women love me and how else could she refuse me? Although maybe she's gay? I wonder if she will let me watch?

Baz_

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh!!!

Nice translating Hobbes, and I just think it's really sad that people blame others because they dont "hook-up" (horrible phrase), I mean did you never think that the girl might have been glad your friend diverted your own "110 percent game" (another horrible phrase), I mean get over yourself "dude".

Baz_

P.S. I got what he meant in the first place, I just thought that the follow up to Hobbes post would be better with a big ah!

<EDIT>P.P.S. "Co<kblocking" is another horrible phrase</EDIT>

[This message has been edited by Baz_ (edited 11-07-2001).]