Mustad can be hazardus if not used properly

Bafa

You will love this. I keep this picture and share it whenever possible.

One night near midnight a woman brought her 50 year old son into the ER with abdominal pain. We got the guy in the room and he was very reluctant to give us a history. Finally he said he was messing wround with two girls that might have "put something up there".

Our female doc, who also heads up our regions EMS team, gloved up and went after it. She had her had in his rectum PAST her wrist, but not so far as mid forearm. but close. It takes her 15 mintes of fighting the suction of the colon and her own hand fatigue before she can get it out.

Here it is, and it went it blunt end first. She pulled it out by the nozzle:

First the original radiograph:


Can you see it? Let me outlind the shape for you:


And here is what we pulled out. Looks to be about 20oz:


Note the material lodged in the bottom due to suction:

ecksor

I'm sceptical.

SantaHoe

Why does the bag say "Freeze"?
Surely it'd be better to incinerate it?

Also...

Finally he said he was messing wround with two girls that might have "put something up there".

Two girls yeah surreee :rolleyes:
And I think you'd know if someone put a mustard bottle up your rectum, there's very little "might have" about it.

Bafa

Don't be skeptical. This happened within this past year. That is my friend John holding the bottle and I am taking the picture. I have worked in the ER doing x-rays for over ten years. Every so often you get to see something funky like this. This was the first time I had absolute first hand experience with someone with something lodged up there, but I have seen lots of radiographs from where the guys on another shift got 'em.

The bag is just an all purpose bio-hazard bag we use for blood and urin samples. We just didn't want a bottle of mustard covered with stinky crap sitting out for us to breat. Yet we wanted to keep it to show first shift cause its just insane as hell. lol We kept it for about 4 days in the soiled utilities room before someone threw it away.

So far as the guy saying what he said, yeah he was full of it. You know he just opend the fridge and was like... hmmmm.. I think I will put mustard up my butt. How that thought pops into anyone's head is beyond me, but there is no doubt that is how it happend with this guy. And he probably still lives with his mom and did this in his room.

Anyway, if you are skeptical you could always track down a radiologist (NOT a radiologic technologist) a real doctor Radiologist and have him go over it and see if he thinks it's real. I swear it is.

kelle

I haven 't seen the radiograph yet (taking ages to download - I don't have broadband!), but as a student (I'm a radiographer), I saw radiographs with light bulbs inserted! How they got the light bulb up there without breaking it is beyond me! The things people do for kicks!

embee

Haha.

You can see his dong on the X-ray.

Sarky

Does that make it porn?

Also, this didn't happen to be the day during National Orgasm Week that was also International Mustard Day, did it?

kelle

Anyway, Bafa, where do you work?

SantaHoe

embee wrote:

Haha.

You can see his dong on the X-ray.

Hmm I don't think that is his dong tbh... looks more like the base of his spine/tailbone... judging from the position of the hip joints, his weiner should be much lower in the picture.
At any rate, I'm sure this guy is delighted that his x-rays are up on a website and that people are examining them closely for his penis.

deevey

I'm concerned about the misuse and abuse of the mustard in this circumstance, why could he not have used ketchup for the activites in question (probably too slim a bottle for him ) ...if he had done so there would not have been such a tragic accident at the end ...................sniff, what a horrible way to go

before someone threw it away

P.S.

1) was this a full bottle at the time ....

2) is there a similar bottle in the canteen kitchen now quite empty ???

dudara

No small-sized jar of Colman's mustard for this guy, no sirree. Full sized american condiment dispenser all the way.

Bafa

Kelle, I work at few ER's in Greenville SC which are all part of Greenville Hospital System.

That is definately not his dong in the radiograph. I think what you are seeing is just a shadow formed by the pelvis and his spine. If it were a penis it would show up white and not dark, plus you could see pretty decent amount of detail and KNOW it was a penis.

We kept the bittle for a few days to show the other shifts just because it was so freaky. It got thrown away about the third day. Stored it in soiled utility closet which few people really ever use.

No mustard from this bottle was consumed after removal. We had a hard enough time eating ANY mustard after this.

Thrasher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire....

Sarky

I knew it was never a song about love...