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Following on from Basquilles thread I decided to start this.

Here are some of my faves.

Donald: You know what you are? You're a self-loathing Jew.
Larry David : Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. ( Trick or Treat)

Larry : **** Hue. **** Huuuuue. ( The Nanny from Hell)

Cheryl : Actually, this weekend is the big NRDC benefit we've been working on for months, Alanis Morisette is going to be there...
Wanda : Why don't we just call the terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you? ( The Terrorist Attack)

Larry : I thought he was a monkey.
Cheryl's Dad : A monkey? Oh, please.
Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?
Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry ( Joesph May and Larry)

Larry : He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather!
Jeff Greene : You don't have a stepfather.
Larry : I know, but I didn't like the implication! ( The Shrimp Incident)

Cheryl : We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.
Larry : I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again. ( The Survivor)

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It has to be an encounter from that last episode in the first post...

"I'm a survivor!"
"I am a survivor!"

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Another good one.

Larry : Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. ( The Special Section)

Spacedog

Ted Danson: nice shirt
Larry: thanks, found it on a dead mans picture.
Ted Danson: Hmmm

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I found the lyrics to the song Leo and Max that Larry and David Schwimmer sang in Producers.


Leo and Max
Up off our backs
Back on the Great White Way!
Leo and Max
Back on our tracks
We're back on top to stay!
So when we take your money, never fear
We'll knock Broadway right on its ear
The cast is great
The script is swell
But this we're tellin' you, sirs
It's just no go, you got no show
Without the producers!
We'll never quit
Hit after hit
You and me-o
We guarantee-o
You're lookin' at Leo
And Max!!

3 other good lines

Jeff: I'd f**** her with a bushmask on. ( Opening Night)

Larry: In retrospect I should have said pussy ( The Shrimp Incident)

Susie: Jeff you didn't know the golfclub was his, you ****ing idiot ( The 5-Wood)

The Real B-man

the one where he gets ass lube or something for his wife in the supermarket