pk story, and how i deal with 'em(long)

rumpelstiltskin

yesterday i got pk'ed again
this is the second or third time this has happened.
i dont have any major problems about it, i mean, all they get is armour and a few other things that can easily enough be replaced,
for an hour after you may be a bit messed up trying to get your stuff back together
but by the next day, i guarantee that youre living your little life as normal once again.

the first time i got pk'ed was crazy, i just didnt have a clue what to do.
it was by soulslasher, who is one of the most wanted pk'ers out there.
but i have some respect for him, cos, unlike other pk'ers who just take everything from your body, no matter how worthless, he just took all my magic weapons, he left most of my personal stuff there on the body.

today i was quite near the house just arsing about killing stuff when 3 guys on horseback rode by, i checked one of them, and they were respectable, so i continued on...
the respectable one came up to me and started talking.
he said "have you met steve?......he wants to meet you!"
pants, i thought, im dead....
i ran a bit, then i turned around and started hitting steve with my kryss...
i wrote" lol i dont really care"
and he just 'd back,
anyway the other two came over and they killed me

i waited about as a ghost, and listened to them talking
*******s, they were the type of pk'er i dont like, the ones that take everything

"took everything heheheheheheh"
"lets recall home"
"k"
"heheheheh"

****, thats that then, i thought as i made my way back to the town
when all of a sudden i saw the three pk'ers outside a house
they were dividing up my stuff, of course they couldnt see me...

"cool a gm kryss"
"heheheheh"
"nice shield!"
"thanks for the regs rumplbumple"

i didnt let them know that i was there,
the three scoundrels were
AZONIC
PRIMUS
STEVE III

anyway, i decided to play about with them a little, just to see what happened....
steve the third logged off and i ran to town and got ressed

by the time i got back to the pk'ers house
there was only one of them there, AZONIC.
he was on his horse outside his house, when he saw me he legged it inside and banned me!!

it was so funny that he was scared of some bender in a death robe!

eventually he came out again

i just said "hi"
and asked him to kill me again

i dunno why i wanted him to kill me again, i was just playing about with them

he just laughed
he then told me that he had nothing against me and that he only kills for the money
anyway, in the end, we chatted for about 10 mins
i found out hes been playing for 9 months
he wasnt hostile at all
he lifted the ban off me and invited me into his house
he was genuinely being nice!
he asked if i was ok
and offered me some armour and weapons

i didnt want them though
i just wanted him to kill me again
which he wouldnt

anyway, he told me that i could kill PRIMUS if i wanted
cos he was a newbie!
i said that he was ok
he said he had to log off and that PRIMUS would be online again in 20 mins or so

i had nothing better to do, so i waited...
i took my clothes off and sat in the guys throne playing a drum
eventually PRIMUS appeared
he seemed quite bewildered at the sight of this naked madman in his friends house banging on a drum!
i greeted him,and he just said "lo"

then he left the house
i followed him about in my pants asking him to kill me again
he was actually afraid of me in my pants!!
he kept coming up with excuses...
"it wasnt me that killed you, you see, i was up killing a bear to the north, and then when i came down, my 2 friends had already killed you....."
SUCH BULL**** I HAVENT HEARD IN A WHILE!
I SAW THE GUY KILLING ME
and when i was listening to the 3 of them as a ghost
he said " sorry about that, got a bit lagged, but i got a few hits in..."

anyway he ran off on his horse eventually....

my point is, dont care about pk'ers
and try to have fun with them...
i did

TwoShedsJackson

Fertile ground for Damo and no mistake

[This message has been edited by Castor Troy (edited 02-03-2000).]

Hobbes

Damos little cabbages don't grow on this area of the boards.

I should of rephrased that, Damo is banned from this board.



[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited 04-03-2000).]

SantaHoe

LOL, nude madman playing a drum in a strangers' house!!!
Sounds fun!
Being unfamiliar with online-RPGs (I'm assuming this is UO)...
Can you realy strip to yer bare bits?
Are there laws against such things?
Will people pay for such services?
How many experience points do you need to start your own hooker guild?

2040

mmmmmmmmmm? didnt damo have a post there yesterday???????

Hobbes

He had two posts here. I delete on sight.

If he wants to troll he can do on the Quake board (where he complains more about trollers anyway).