Top 10 signs your going to get banned from UO

Venom

10) LadyMoi NPKs you yelling "Die Beeeyatch!"
09) Your Guildmaster has a tower made from Spears of Power
0 "Yes I am a Tradespot customer, why do you ask?"
07) The sign on your castle says "Note from GM - Get the Hell Out of UO"
06) Your guild motto is "The Game allows me to do that"
05) UO ran out of disk space from the notes on your account
04) Your character name is a menu selection on the harassment reporting screen
03) Dr TwisTer send you a thank you for doubling the hits on his site
02) The Town Crier says "I have no news for thee, you lame cheating SOB"
01) The pre-release screen shots for UO2 show you being banned

Hobbes

here's some more...

- You page a counselor with "I tried the dupe and it says "Someone else is already duping that".
- You finally figured out how to dupe buildings, so you stack Lord British's Castle 5 high
- You get a visit from GM Joseph McCarthy
- You have a dex monkey named Pucky's Chaingun
- Ebay creates a whole category for your character
- You don't even take off the cap-locks before you tell the GM to **** off.
- F5 is your DoS macro
- You page a GM because you want your 10 bucks a month back because he deleted your 36 trapped wandering healers in your Tower you stole.
- You emailed Richard Garriot asking for his uo.cfg for "technical issues"
- You buy a fish steak from a buddy who looted the corpse off a friend who sold a sword to a KoC member.