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Nice "politically correct" joke...

  • 24-08-2004 7:25pm
    #1
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭


    Two Iraqi women are sitting down chatting at the local market, when one

    of them starts rummaging around in her handbag and pulls out a

    crumpled old photograph...

    "See here," she says to her companion, "this is the only picture I

    still have of my three sons... The eldest one, there, that is Mohammed,

    our first-born. He qualified as an engineer, but he couldn't get a

    job, so now he is a martyr for the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq..."

    "And that one, there, is Ali, our second... He was still at university

    when he became involved. Now he too is a martyr. And here, this one

    here is Said... my baby boy!"

    She pauses to wipe away a tear...

    "Only 15 years old, and now he TOO is a martyr!"

    Her friend reaches a comforting arm around her shoulder.

    "Ah," she says. "They blow up so quickly, don't they..?"

    :eek:


Comments

  • #2
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. Good 'un. :D:D:D


  • #3
    Waltons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Waltons


    You ought to be ashamed!!
    *giggle*


  • #4
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    Waltons wrote:
    You ought to be ashamed!!
    *giggle*

    ...I am! (*giggle*) :D


  • #5
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    You are a bad person.




    But damn funny, though. :D


  • #6
    Callan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Callan


    I got banned from here for posting the same joke about a year ago.


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  • #7
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Callan wrote:
    I got banned from here for posting the same joke about a year ago.

    I don't think so :rolleyes:

    from your post history, your first post on the humour board was 17 Jan 2004 - and up to now you haven't appeared on my radar

    I do hope this is not a troll

    Bio


  • #8
    Callan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Callan


    BioHazRd wrote:
    I don't think so :rolleyes:

    from your post history, your first post on the humour board was 17 Jan 2004 - and up to now you haven't appeared on my radar

    I do hope this is not a troll

    Bio

    It wasn't you that banned me it was Kharn. Why would I make somthing up like that. Apparently some muslim type complained.

    Fair enough it wasn't a year, but 06-10-2003 isn't too far off.


  • #9
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I don't get it - were they inflatable or something? How is that funny?


  • #10
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    *groan*


  • #11
    Micheal Wittman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Micheal Wittman


    Maximilian wrote:
    I don't get it - were they inflatable or something? How is that funny?

    Lol:)


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