Coca Cola: Public Enemy #1

omnicorp

I'm sure all you people have heard of the Coumbia incident involving Coca-Cola where workers were murdered for attempting to join a Trade Union.

And I hope you have heard of the Health implications of drinking Coke.
The Phosphoric Acid that accumilates in your body is exceedingly dangerous.


"Always Coca-Cola"
If you want to support an orginasation of murderers, Liars, decievers, those corporate b*******, curse them!



Yup, Dig that groovy taste!
of bitter sweet murder

AntiRip

Well, I suppose everyone has read the following about it that circulates around the web

1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.

4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away corrosion.

7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

9.The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

10.To carry Coca Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly Corrosive materials.

11.The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

AntiRip

and yes, I still drink it!

Boston

I suppose you'r not going to use any means of motorised transport, I mean the oil companies are all mudering bastards.

SirLemonhead

AntiRip wrote:

Well, I suppose everyone has read the following about it that circulates around the web

1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.

4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away corrosion.

7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

9.The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

10.To carry Coca Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly Corrosive materials.

11.The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Those would be very good anti coke points, if they were actually true, which most or if not all, aren't.

aidan_walsh

Then of course you have Nike and all the such with their sweatshops...
Not to mention all the detergent companies and their effluent problems... Cosmetic companies too...

AntiRip

MasterOfSolos wrote:

Those would be very good anti coke points, if they were actually true, which most or if not all, aren't.

Well, I didn't say they were true. I still drinks it now and again. It's just something that does be sent to ur workmail sometimes.

omnicorp

Boston wrote:

I suppose you'r not going to use any means of motorised transport, I mean the oil companies are all mudering bastards.

Nope, It's cycling for me.
And as for Nike, Let them burn...

aidan_walsh

Oil and grease on the bike? Rubber on the brake pads and tires... Steel for the frame... Most of these resources are bought from large multi-national corporations with as bad or worse practises than Coke.

Want to bitch about them now, or will you just stop cycling?

Snaga

omnicorp wrote:

And I hope you have heard of the Health implications of drinking Coke.
The Phosphoric Acid that accumilates in your body is exceedingly dangerous.


Yup, Dig that groovy taste!
of bitter sweet murder

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp

Cake Fiend

omnicorp wrote:

And I hope you have heard of the Health implications of drinking Coke.
The Phosphoric Acid that accumilates in your body is exceedingly dangerous.

Did you know they took the word 'gullible' out of the dictionary?

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/cokelore.asp

Edit: to hell with thee, Snaga!

keu

I think they should bring back the original cocaine infused coca cola.

Claim: Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.

Status: True.

what a happy world it would be.

omnicorp

Right, so phosphoric acid is good for you?

keu

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?forumid=35

I don't think its good for your teeth. But you could ask them.

BuffyBot

Was posting this on one forum not enough?

Syth

quote=omnicorp]I'm sure all you people have heard of the Coumbia incident involving Coca-Cola where workers were murdered for attempting to join a Trade Union.[/quote]

Heard a lot of this stuff when the current Student's Union junta ran referendums to ban coke.

Columbia isn't politically or militarily stable. It was just a left wing terrorist group being killed by a right wing terrorist group.

Crucifix

No, but I do drink Pepsi.

rainbow kirby

I don't think I'm capable of not drinking coke at this stage...

Healio

I too am much more of a pepsi person, if i went to a shop and there was no pepsi but there was coke, i would go to the next shop for pepsi rather than buy coke, mainly cause its utter **** and gives me heart burn, two litre of pepsi a day thats me sorted mind you i think the cancer lump on my balls mite have something to do with all that phosphoric acid. ah well.

Moriarty

I don't drink it (any soft drinks really, actually). Not because of any political/moral motivation, but simply because (1) I drank almost nothing but coke for ages a few years ago and my teeth are a bit worse for wear because of it now (damned sensitivity, curse you to hell! *shakes fist*) and (2) I find it too sweet/salty to drink any amount of it now.

omnicorp

MasterOfSolos wrote:

Those would be very good anti coke points, if they were actually true, which most or if not all, aren't.

I wonder if they will make a movie/documentary of someone who drinks only Cke for a month?

McGinty

I don't drink coke, UNLESS, it is with a whiskey, which at this present moment I am drinking, but god damn it taste great with the ole whiskey. No accounting for taste, eh?

eoin2004

McGinty wrote:

I don't drink coke, UNLESS, it is with a whiskey, which at this present moment I am drinking, but god damn it taste great with the ole whiskey. No accounting for taste, eh?

I don't drink.

Coke OR whiskey

Barry Aldwell

omnicorp wrote:

I wonder if they will make a movie/documentary of someone who drinks only Cke for a month?

Sure, I'll do it

omnicorp

Barry Aldwell wrote:

Sure, I'll do it

Great(!)
Cos I wouldn't try and kill myself!