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Caption / quote competion

  • 14-08-2004 5:30am
    #1
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,574 ✭✭✭✭


    Usual prize*

    *nothing

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  • #2
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,574 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Yoda: "You put you left hand in, your left hand out ..."
    Luke: "You have got to be kidding me."


  • #3
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Yoda school-bags now 3 for 2 at woolworths...


  • #4
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    *Before being abducted by George Lucas, Yoda was a respected Massust*


  • #5
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Yoda: "My Precious..."


  • #6
    robbie1876
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    Luke was excited and nervous about his blind date turning up any second now. "21yo leggy blonde with blue eyes and a lust for passion", was how she described herself in her personal ad. His heart fluttered as he thought that she could be his dream woman. Then, the moment arrived as he felt her tapping him on the shoulder. "Hi Luke, it's me!".....


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  • #7
    knifey_spoonie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭knifey_spoonie


    You carry a lot of tension in your shoulders young skywalker


  • #8
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Like that, bitch, yes, do you, hmmmmm?


  • #9
    BuffyBot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Skywalker: "This is sooooooooooooo wrong...but it feel's so good!"


  • #10
    Tusky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    " Be a good citizen , Give a midget a jockey back today! "


  • #11
    Big Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,001 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    'Luke..I have just $hit in you're back pack .'


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  • #12
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    "Judge me by my size do you?"


  • #13
    bishop brennan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭bishop brennan


    Have patience son, 834 years old am i.


  • #14
    alleepally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    Mary Harney seeks the help of the Force in deciding what post she wants in Bertie's new cabinet.


  • #15
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Is it malignant, doctor?



    What's green, white and red? Yoda sodomising the f*ck out of Luke Skywalker.



    "Scored with your sister, you just have."



    "Hey there Muscly arms, come to bring me the good news?"



    Luke seeks a specialist to sort out some very unkempt sideburns.



    Little did Luke know, he was actually Yoda's penis.


  • #16
    Spiritus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Spiritus


    Luke : *Please let it be a walking stick, please let it be a walking stick, please...*


  • #17
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Do I get the nothing?


  • #18
    ArthurDent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 915 ✭✭✭ArthurDent


    Yoda - "are we there yet?.....are we there yet?.......are we there yet?...........are we there yet?.............are we there yet?............are we there yet?..........are we there yet?........are we there yet?.........are we there yet?..............are we there yet?.........are we there yet?.............are we there yet?..............are we there yet?


  • #19
    Lisapeep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Lisapeep


    Will someone swat the fly on my back for me?


  • #20
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    luke: geesh..again? your an animal I tell ya!


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