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Mustard and Conversation.

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  • 04-08-2004 2:16am
    #1
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭


    I recommend attempting to use the word mustard in every third sentence (third because it rhymes with mustard).

    Do it in you boards.ie posts.

    Do it on IRC

    Do it talking to random strangers on the bus

    DO NOT DO IT TO INDIVIDUALS WEARING PEAKED CAPS AND GOLD CHAINS

    Try it in some school essays or college reports,

    Mustard and You, building a better, more mustardy world.


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    #2
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    My family and friends already think I'm weird... so I guess this couldn't hurt.


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    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Amz wrote:
    My family and friends already think I'm weird...

    it's all relative amz
    just tell them to mustard off!


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    #4
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Oooh! I LIKE IT!

    :D


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    #5
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    STMU


    Shut the mustard up


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    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    weird ****e is freaking me out


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    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Kazu wrote:
    weird ****e is freaking me out

    where's the word 'mustard' in this sentence young 'un??


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    BuffyBot
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 24,924 Mod ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Watch the mustarding language!


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    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    BuffyBot wrote:
    Watch the mustarding language!

    or I'll knock fifty shades of mustard out of you!


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    #10
    BuffyBot
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 24,924 Mod ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    The mustarding young people of today, huh!


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    #11
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    SyxPak wrote:
    STMU


    Shut the mustard up
    Apparently someone thought this was a flame.

    It wasn't.

    Aside: anyone know if it's possible to see all the comments people made to you for reputation entries? Or if you can see who made what point?
    A few nice/funny comments there, but I'm not 100% of who posted which ones.


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    One would really have to make a more inconspicuous way to really get into the sub-conscious of mustardless beings.

    For example:
    Is this tomato ketchup your best brand? Because I think that it must hardly be a superior one. If you need enlightenment I suggest that you must ordain yourself with something most darty.


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    #13
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I'm in France this week, I might try "Comment moutardez vous" or "Merci moutarde" and see what happens.


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