Take 'em or leave 'em

Hagar

Sesame Street Workshop announced today that they have laid off sixty workers. News of the redundancies was brought to the employees by the letters F and U.

You know you're getting fat when you get in the bathtub and the water in the toilet goes up.

Following a recent power cut, two blondes were trapped on an escalator for four hours.

A Roumanian went into Specsavers for an eyetest. He sits in the chair and the optician points to the bottom line on the chart CZYFHRGRV.
"Can you read this?" asks the optician.
"Read it?", says the Roumanian, "I'm married to her"

Drag00n79

Short but excellent

Fabritzo

Good stuff Hagar, is there supposed to be more to the blond joke though?

UnrealQueen

Love the sesame street one

Dont be at yourself

Escalator, not elevator. (That's if you made the same mistake as me, and sat staring at the screen for 10 minutes waiting for the penny to drop)

Fabritzo

oh yeh, thanx.

Thumper Long

good stuff outta you hagar

OY

Some good jokes. But am i the only one who thought about the blonde joke, did not get it, decided to laugh anyway and move on.

Embarassing really....

I still dont understand the blonde joke.

OY

He meant escalator not elevator!

Its all so clear now!

robbie1876

Aye, take em!!

milltown

Escalator = Moving stairs.
When it stops being an escalator it reverts to being a flight of stairs.
I trust no further clarification will be required.

Thank you. I thought that escalator was the american word for elavator. I'm dumb very.