How paranoid and stupid parents are getting...

the_obsolete

Read the pages and laugh people!
Is Your Son A Hacker?

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Oooh this should be fun.

ITS A (very very good) TROLL

In fact the whole website is a pisstake. http://www.adequacy.org/special/mission.html

Redrocket

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.

hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Redrocket

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

its not even a troll its just plain old hilarious!

LastIrishMonkey

id say his 6 kids are loners

Shrimp

That is the second most ridiculous parent story i have ever heard off.....






Oh, The most ridiculous one was, A woman on rollercoaster.ie talking about how she makes her own baby wipes from carefully cut up boundary kitchen roll, seeped in whiskey and lets the absorb it. It's pathetic!!!

Mac daddy

Seen it before it is unbelievable fools

Shrimp

LOL

Mac daddy

edited double post

elvis2002

hahahaahahahahahahaha.... This is brilliant.

The stuff on linux and quake is very amusing, i think a physco must have wrote this.


"
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
"

"Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. "

-oRnein9-

Reading that crap just gave me a headache ,I just want to kill that guy and his 6 perfect children, and its not because I play manhunt.

the_obsolete

No, because if you were effected by said game you'd want to hunt him down from the shadows brandishing a meat cleaver, creep up behind him and stab him in the back, then repeatedly slash at his head until it came off. Now that's a person effected by a game!

PurpleFistMixer

Ahahaha. God I hope they're joking, but... I feel they may not. People like that should not be allowed to live. *totes plasma gun* Arr!
It's funny how they say "is your son a hacker?", 'cause girls are of course immune to becoming a hacker. :rolleyes:

It's just so plain stupid. I'd quote the stupidest bits but it's just all ridiculous...

MrVestek

hhe...ahahhaha..>AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry that article has to be a joke... but if it's not then more the fool to that guy. It is worrying tho how paranoid perents are becoming. 'You talk to people on the internet?! Ohh they're all pedophiles... they all want to RAPE YOU!!!' christ i get that every time. Especially if i arrange to meet someone i have known on the net for years and know is genuine, i generally dont tell my perents mind, not cus i'm doing anything wrong, but for the fact that it's less annoying that way. So, in my perents eyes anyways, everyone on www.boards.ie is a 60 year old pedophile who wants to rape me... which certainly aint true. Not for 95% of the people on here anyways ;-)

OfflerCrocGod

That's a very old joke - I'm surprised the majority of you have not seen it already, it makes me feel old

MrVestek

Hrm. Glad it's a joke...

Jk_Eire

Funny stuff
Its so good its almost belivable..
I like the way its goal is to rip the piss outta moron hackers..
The comments after are funnier than the article itself..
Hackers coming to the rescue as they call it..
It fooled some morons here too

jessy

"Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences. "

What has this guy been Drinking (Or smoking). It's Funny Stuff

jozi

Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
Has your child asked for new hardware?
Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

If these things where true i'd still be sitting behind a P1, win95 machine with 56k modem and whats wrong with linux!

Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

I'm going to have to destroy me hard disk cause it has linux on it!

And did you read the comments on the page!

Jozi

Ponster

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

That's a very old joke - I'm surprised the majority of you have not seen it already, it makes me feel old

I'm with you m8 !

This joke site has been around for years...

While it's pretty funny, watching some people actually believe that it's real can sometimes be better

Waltons

Doesn't get old seeing the reactions

MrVestek

Lunix? sounds like a good os. Perhaps then i'll go try out FreeBDSM, Unicks and then perhaps a little dabble on a Moc computer with MocOSF Panting. LOL, good mock article tho.

Sarky

Clever. Almost believable up to a point.

I'm sure, though that somewhere, some "modern" parent has seen this and taken it as gospel. Poor kids...

the_obsolete

That's what everybody should do...show it to their parents and see what kindaq reactions come outta them!

bambam

Funny stuff - anyone know why the site was closed down (or is that another troll in it's own right?)