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Crazy first kiss!!!!!!!

  • 27-07-2004 6:46am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4


    well im a 15 yr old girl and my bf is 16 and im really confused i just had my first "real kiss" yesterday
    i feel wierd cuz i dont know what he thinks of me how can i tell if i was ok and not ask him is there any clue that might tell me?

    i was really nevouse and he was laying on the grond and i was sitting on top of him ..... i didnt do n e thing exept look at him at first and finally he made the move and pulled me down to him and kissed me a real kiss and we made out for a cuple minutes but it wasnt how i imagined it at all but i dont know if that is good or bad :confused:

    he has this thing wanting me to be in control and i never know what to to cuz i am way less expienced then him and thats the problem can some one give me a some addvice??????? please ???? :dunno:


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 8,380 ✭✭✭fitz


    Wow.
    That is CRAZY!!
    Typedef his sister.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 umustbcrazy619


    huh???


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    fitz
    behave, not everyone has your wide, vast experience!

    Originally posted by umustbcrazy619
    is there any clue that might tell me?

    ya, ask him

    but it wasnt how i imagined it at all but i dont know if that is good or bad :confused:

    what exactly did you imagine it woud be like?

    i am way less expienced then him and thats the problem can some one give me a some addvice??????? please ???? :dunno:

    he is 16, compared to most of us in here is is also a total newbie to this, despite anything he may wish you to think,
    be aware, he counts himself totally lucky to have any girl even look at him sideways...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    Originally posted by Beruthiel

    he counts himself totally lucky to have any girl even look at him sideways...

    she's not lying. Just go with the flow for a while. Good tip if you're unsure is to mimic the actions of your partner until you gain the confidence yourself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Originally posted by Beruthiel

    he is 16, compared to most of us in here is is also a total newbie to this, despite anything he may wish you to think,
    be aware, he counts himself totally lucky to have any girl even look at him sideways...

    In all honesty, he'll be counting himself lucky for the next decade or so to boot...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Go with the flow. You'll get the hang of it eventually. Just remember: don't use your teeth! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ever. Under any circumstances. This advice simply cannot be stressed enough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 drusilla


    Keep your kisses soft, keep the tongue to a minimum, do not shove it down his throat or swirl it around like a washing machine on turbo drive. Remember to swallow, excess saliva can be quite nasty and messy. If you need to find a rhythm to synchronize to, imagine his kiss as a soft drum beat, and try to kiss in time to your heartbeat.

    Generally, the first kiss is never what you expect, and it sounds like this guy isn't as experienced as you think (generally 16 yr old boys lie about this kinda thing.)

    You'll get used to it. Try not to analyze it so much and just get swept away with it.

    Have fun!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Originally posted by drusilla
    (generally 16 yr old boys lie about this kinda thing.)

    I know. I was so disappointed...
    You'll get used to it.

    Not if it's being done right... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭whosurpaddy


    Originally posted by drusilla
    Remember to swallow,

    tis a bit early for this advice surely?


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    whosurpaddy

    behave!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭clearz


    I remember being with this bird one night. She kept shoving her tongue so far down my throat that I was heaving into her mouth. It was totally rotten. My advice is lots of lips with little tongue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭SprostonGreen


    And keep your tongue outta his ear, I hate that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭irlirishkev


    sprostongreen - It doesn't matter if you hate it or not, she's not snogging you... or maybe she is..;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hang on a sec- You're not sure what your boyfriend thinks of you? Forgive me if this is a little harsh, but why are you both "together" then?

    Anyway, regardless, why don't you ask him? The worst that can happen is that he'll point out something you might be able to do better, and surprise surprise, you'll be a better kisser for it. Honestly, how do you expect to find anything out without asking?

    Where's Mordeth when you need him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    Originally posted by whosurpaddy
    tis a bit early for this advice surely?

    Haha.

    Drusilla has the right advice there.. What you wanna do is look them in the eye until your eyes are about 82mm from eachother. Then you close your eyes slowly and let your lips guide you. Start with the lips first and keep it going, for 40 seconds to a minute then release your tongue, do not force it into his mouth! let him feel your tongue on his lips, slight licking with the tip of your tongue. If he has experience he should be able to keep in time. Mix kisses with licks and kiss and lick at the same time also. After about 20 seconds progress past the inscissors and contact tongues. Brief contact is best. do not start wrestling and please dont try taste his tonsills. This should last another bit and then reverse it... End the kiss by simple lip connections maybe a lick or two but end with lip only getting slower each time with longer interludes between contact. when there is about 1 second between kisses slowly draw your head back opening your eyes gazing into his and smiiiiiiiiile:)

    This should be good.

    If he dives down your throat you may have to tame him or you could just play along.

    If he starts to place his hands where you're not ready for them to be placed slowly remove them back to where they were. If he doesn't comply give him a head butt or a knee to his willy;) hehe. If you are ready however, play along.

    Remember, brush your teeth after every meal and floss occasionally. Chew gum if you cannot brush if you eat away from home.

    Simple hand placements like to rub his cheek or arms whilst kissing is also good, slow and soft. If you know he wears wax or gel in his hair don't put your hands through his hair. You won't like it as it will be all wet and sticky!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Originally posted by cormie
    If he dives down your throat you may have to tame him or you could just play along. If he starts to place his hands where you're not ready for them to be placed slowly remove them back to where they were. If he doesn't comply give him a head butt or a knee to his willy;) hehe.

    It's much simpler to just bite down a bit...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭iMax


    The first kiss lasts forever...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Originally posted by iMax
    The first kiss lasts forever...
    Nyeh, I've better memories... though a lot of them were first kisses...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭snoopish


    don't think about it too much, just relax and enjoy it! kissing can be amazing...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 drusilla


    It's true, the first kiss isn't as important as the first kiss with your first love.
    It's great. :D
    Now, try to ignore any exact measurement advice given above, i mean,82mm???? Are you to bring a ruler with you...
    Hold it right there love,no,no,that's 81mm,you're dumped
    Silly Person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by drusilla
    It's true, the first kiss isn't as important as the first kiss with your first love.
    It's great. :D
    Now, try to ignore any exact measurement advice given above, i mean,82mm???? Are you to bring a ruler with you...
    Hold it right there love,no,no,that's 81mm,you're dumped
    Silly Person.

    Amazing how all these nerds are experts on kissing.

    Here's my advice. A bit more detailed than Cormie's.

    Approach the bloke at a starting distance of 50cm. Vector in at an angle of 25.12220 degrees. Check wind resistance and gauge impact with his lips. Check blokes movement for negative impact or possibility of clash. Lock on when at a distance of 62mm (NOT 82!!) engage final vectoring, but be prepared to reverse thrust and angle if necessary. At this point initialise opening of lips. Engage!

    Once engaged, use lips only for a period of 42 - 61.55 seconds. You may wish to change angle at around 22.65 seconds, but you can stay at an angle of 25.12220 degrees or thereabouts for the entire duration. After this time, initialise tongue motors. Check saliva saturation before extending the tongue. Rotate tongue at a speed of .0000000005 km/ph, and occasionally change rotational angle....

    Achhh... I'm bored now. You'll have to take it from there yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Emmo


    Jesus how said am I that I could visualize that happening, ala discovery channel style with Blueprint style animation and little hearts flying everywhere.

    Emmo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    Originally posted by drusilla
    It's true, the first kiss isn't as important as the first kiss with your first love.
    It's great. :D
    Now, try to ignore any exact measurement advice given above, i mean,82mm???? Are you to bring a ruler with you...
    Hold it right there love,no,no,that's 81mm,you're dumped
    Silly Person.

    Ah now, that was obviously a joke going into that much detail. Sheesh.

    NerrrrrrrrrdssssS?? haha. yeah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    Amazing how all these nerds are experts on kissing.


    I looked up your other posts to see how much of a nerd you are, but you don't seem like a nerd I suppose. Mainly music, after hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    Amazing how all these nerds are experts on kissing.

    Here's my advice.

    Oh the irony...

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by Amz
    Oh the irony...

    :rolleyes:

    You got that? Congratulations.


    I looked up your other posts to see how much of a nerd you are, but you don't seem like a nerd I suppose. Mainly music, after hours.

    Well done.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    keep it on topic ladies
    B


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Micheal Wittman


    If only that talking computer programme woman from the AOL adds where here....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭Nala


    My first kiss was horrible.............
    Some fella in a disco slobbering all over me, I had to wipe my face afterwards.
    He was like a washing machine.
    Yeeeeeuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh...

    *HOWEVER* I was still very pleased with myself!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    snoopish wrote:
    kissing can be amazing...
    You sound unsatisfied


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Kissing is very simple and very natural. Close your eyes and just do what feels nice. If it feels good for you it will more then likely feel good for him. There is no need to over think it.

    mmmm i miss kisses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    What... you havent got any lips anymore?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭snoopish


    Kold wrote:
    You sound unsatisfied

    what gives you that impression? i'm satisfied when i'm being well and truely kissed by someone that really wants to be kissing me and is enjoying it aswell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    Here's my first kiss story:

    First of all, I was eighteen. That is not as rare as you may think, believe me. Not that I'm embarassed by being a late starter.
    Anyway, I already considered the girl to be my girlfrend. She was having a small house party (about fifteen people), and I ended u alone in her room. She was talking about loads of random crap, I think just to fill the akward silence as I was really nervous. Anyway, I kissed her. I'm pretty sure our teeth banged together. She (who was drunk at the time, I was sober) ran into her back garden and vomited. It didn't do a whole lot for my self esteem.


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