Case Dismissed!

EricM · 22-07-2004 1:10pm #1

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite of her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more ammused. When on the fourth move, the man burst our laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well ur honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldnt help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The double mint twins r coming", and i grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logans Liniment will reduce the swelling", and i had to simle. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "Williams big stick did the trick" and i could hardly contain myself. But your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear rubber could have prevented this accident"....I just lost it."

"Case Dismissed!"