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Long-term effects of masturbation

  • 21-07-2004 6:22pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok, for a start this is not a joke. I would like to know the long term, and short term side effects of masturbation. I've heard it is healthy and I have heard if you do it too much you become infertile. What is considered too much and what would be the full effects of infertility? Is it true we have a limited amount our body can produce?
    Cheers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭nads


    I was troubled by this too until i read that Gordy post, i was glad to read:

    "There is no limit on how often you masturbate"

    that's great news since this summer heat (and winter too mind you) has me going at several times a day. it's gone beyond a joke now whereby i can't get to sleep without cranking one out and one to wake up fully in the morning.

    I read somewhere that it weakens the boys' count rate but that's crap it must be so i'm laughin'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13,018 ✭✭✭✭jank


    i love your honesty nads:dunno:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Lainey


    an ex once told me 'no point sparing whats never gonna run out'.. :D

    he wasnt a doc so don't believe him.. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Excessive masturbation can make you less interested in sex and the overall emotional reward is less than sex. However if you ain't gettin' any anyway .....
    "There is no limit on how often you [can] masturbate"
    Well soreness and friction burns aside. ;)
    I read somewhere that it weakens the boys' count rate but that's crap it must be so i'm laughin'.
    Not quite. If you masturbate several times a day, you sperm count per ejaculation will be down, but total number of sperm will be the same or increased.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Micheal Wittman


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭[CrimsonGhost]


    Studies have shown it to reduce the incidence of testicular cancer. The orgasm achieved is different from that achieved during regular intercourse, deeper in some way, and helps clean out the old nut sack. That said, blowjobs achieve a similar affect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,480 ✭✭✭lee_baby_simms


    If you laminate your keyboard and have a good lock on the door...wheres the problem?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,514 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    There have been a couple of studies linking masturbation to a decreased risk of prostate cancer.

    http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942

    BrianD3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭silverside


    but it makes you go blind. I thought everyone knew that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭ArphaRima


    No no no. It doesnt make you go blind.

    But god does kill a kitten every time you beat off...
    God I hate cats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    BEat away my man - beat away.... pull the appendix off yerself..... & in those immortal words .......... "have a good one".......heheheheheh ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    Originally posted by silverside
    but it makes you go blind. I thought everyone knew that.

    AND
    But god does kill a kitten every time you beat off...

    Dont forget the very real danger of Repetative Strain Injury and/or tennis elbow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    makin love to someone you know :thumbsup


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,865 ✭✭✭Syth


    Ah, but it's a lot like procrastination. Both are fun at first, until you realise you're just fuсking yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Selik


    Masturbation is E V I L and if you don't believe me then read this site and hope to hell that you're able to learn how to control and eventually discontinue your E V I L habit...

    :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Long-term effects of masturbation

    Eventually, people start referring to you as "that wanker Fred".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    Originally posted by [cm]tyranny
    :thumbsup
    No need to be anal....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Ever see the movie 40 days, the one where a guy isnt allowed go near a girl and isnt allowed touch himself?

    Well i do that regularly, go 10 days with bateing off, ditto my girlfriend. By the time the 10 days are up, you will be so glad to have a go, whether she does it, or its self abuse.

    And it makes ur cock way bigger.

    Excessive wánking only serves to lower your sex drive, and maybe hurt your stones, but there is nothing medically wrong with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by gimmick
    Ever see the movie 40 days, the one where a guy isnt allowed go near a girl and isnt allowed touch himself?

    Well i do that regularly, go 10 days with bateing off, ditto my girlfriend. By the time the 10 days are up, you will be so glad to have a go, whether she does it, or its self abuse.

    And it makes ur cock way bigger.

    Excessive wánking only serves to lower your sex drive, and maybe hurt your stones, but there is nothing medically wrong with it.

    freak



    dont knock masturbation.
    its sex with somebody you love.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I heard that excessive loss of semen drains your brain of certain vitamins so you get a little bit thicker. Doh!:D

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Any chance you could make the print bigger? Thanks


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