Big Michelle

sharkman

Is it a trick with my widescreen TV or is Michelle getting bigger .

I have notice she is becoming more hamster like every day ( methinks she is hiding food in dem cheeks) .

Mercury_Tilt

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dudara

yeah, but it's understandable considering the environment that they're living in

Pigman II

Maybe she's getting fat on all that will to live she's sucking out of Stuart?

quarryman

yeah can't help but think that he has been going along w/ the relationship more than her for the sake of public appearance. she fairly jumped on him from the start and it wouldn't look the best for him to hump and dump at this stage.

can see her winning it too.

kirn

i don't think she's getting fatter...

well nothing noticable anyway.
she's probably getting more relaxed and stuff... so she doesn't mind lettin her tummy out...

alleepally

I definitely think she is getting bigger. I noticed when the girls dressed up to do the Moulin Rouge routine, her arse was huge, much bigger than when she entered the house - not that I was studying it or anything

damnyanks

Yeah she looks bigger to me as well

Chinafoot

i think we'd all put on weight in that situation. i mean it must be SO boring in there and lots of people eat when they're bored.

also Michelle used to be a size 18 and lost the weight and kept it off through excercise and diet. im sure its probable that her fitness regime isnt as strictly followed as it would be outside the BB house.

as for the Stu/Michelle romance. she may come across as a bunny boiler but tbh i think she knows exactly what shes doing. she wants fame and knows that a romance in the house will increase her chances of staying in. Stu seems to be getting into it a lot more and i feel sorry for the poor git.

Mercury_Tilt

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Pigman II

I also believe that Michelle has premeditated the whole Stu romance thing in order to increase her survival chances and that she'll have gotten rid of him within a month of the end of BB5.

BaZmO*

Originally posted by Pigman II
I also believe that Michelle has premeditated the whole Stu romance thing in order to increase her survival chances and that she'll have gotten rid of him within a month of the end of BB5.

Do you think that she's that clever?

Zulu

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irlirishkev

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Originally posted by Pigman II
I also believe that Michelle has premeditated the whole Stu romance thing in order to increase her survival chances and that she'll have gotten rid of him within a month of the end of BB5.

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Lucky Stuart.. God she's irritating! And yeah, I was sitting there watching it last night, and I could swear she's getting bigger!

Kevin.

alleepally

Originally posted by Zulu
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LOL!

BuffyBot

LOL the Google ad for this page was for a "Big Beautiful Women" dating site!

Zulu

Originally posted by Zulu
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Jeez - I just called her a fatty-fat-fat, which is what she has become! It's hardly OT or untrue. She's becoming a whale right before our eyes!

They should put her in the zoo so we can all go and throw sausages at her, the big fatty-fat-fat.

Danni

Yep, she's definetly getting bigger & the fat is piling on faster on her because she used to be on a strict diet to lose it.. Now she's getting no exercise so its creeping back on big time

Zulu

Indeed it is - deep down, under it all, she's just a big-fatty-fat-fat.
One big, fat, pork-chop chomping, grizzle guzzling, whale of a person just dieing to eat her way out of the unhappiness she feels for denying her real self - a fatty.

BaZmO*

So I take it that we all concur that Michelle is indeed a Salad-Dodger?

Mercury_Tilt

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irlirishkev

Zulu wrote-

Indeed it is - deep down, under it all, she's just a big-fatty-fat-fat.
One big, fat, pork-chop chomping, grizzle guzzling, whale of a person just dieing to eat her way out of the unhappiness she feels for denying her real self - a fatty.

...So what are you saying?



Kev.

sharkman

So its not my TV .. Thank god for that !!!:D

Zulu

Originally posted by BaZmO*
So I take it that we all concur that Michelle is indeed a Salad-Dodger?

Well, I dunno... I mean, if you put enough salad in a trough and drizzle some melted lard/butter over it, I say she'd be in there, chomping it down her fat little gullet.

sharkman

Hey Zulu , I get the feeling you dont really like Michelle .. Anyone else in there you would care to share your views on ..


I think you should post a run down of the contestents left .. Would make for interesting reading ....

Zulu

Well now that you mention it, that Nadia one really REALLY annoys me. (S)he's like listening to the winner of the "most annoying voice award" make their acceptance speech, on national Annoying day, after you've just dropped your 99 cone in the gravel.

...and by-the-by, is it ok to hit her? I mean (s)he was/is a man... ......

Oh and no, I don't like Michelle. ...but I probably would if you know what i mean

embee

Originally posted by Pigman II
I also believe that Michelle has premeditated the whole Stu romance thing in order to increase her survival chances and that she'll have gotten rid of him within a month of the end of BB5.

How could she "pre-meditate" a romance with him before she had even gone into the house and met him?

BaZmO*

Originally posted by embee
How could she "pre-meditate" a romance with him before she had even gone into the house and met him?

Because she's Eeeeeeevil!!!! Eeeeevil I tells ya!!!

irlirishkev

mmmm piggy wiggy!!

sharkman

havent we seen Michelle somewhere before :::

Michelle

Pigman II

Originally posted by embee
How could she "pre-meditate" a romance with him before she had even gone into the house and met him?

Premeditated as in she went in there with explicit intentions of trying to start a romance with 'someone' - who by the 'luck' of the draw turned out to be Mr. Stuart Wilson.

Originally posted by BaZmO*
So I take it that we all concur that Michelle is indeed a Salad-Dodger?

Perhaps, but the fact that she hangs around Stuart all day shows she's clearly not adverse to cabbage.

sharkman

OMG .. Stuart need to get as far away from that Bunny Boiler when he gets out .. She is ****ing scary .

SprostonGreen

Right she is annoying me big time. Last night all that "have you stolen my boy away, listen to my heart, its saying STUART"

Bllleeeuuuuurrrrrggghhh!!!!

Break the two of them up, kick Stuart out. See the bunny boiling nutjob go ballastic.

Zaph

Did you see the look on Stuart's face when she suggested that he join her under the table? Sheer terror - it was like a looking at a rabbit caught in a car's headlights, which brings us neatly back to bunny boilers...

Chinafoot

ah yes but he still got under the table for over an hour.

i think she does frighten him but i still reckon hes falling for her big time. he has no problem with people calling her his girlfriend.

he's a boring knob-jockey anyway that seems to think he's far more intelligent than he actually is!

his vocabulary consists of:
wicked! amaaazing!

alleepally

I can't see anything lasting when they get out of the house. He's totally inexperienced with women and he's probably still a virgin which is why he looked so stunned. I thought Michelle was ok for a while but she really is doing herself no favours by chasing tarzan like she does. Sad cow.

Devious

I must say I find that Michelle creature to be one of the most repulsive things i have ever seen on television. Ugghhh!! Take it away!!

Evil_Bilbo

I agree with everything that has been said so far aout michelle (hamster-pie-eating-fatty etc). Poor stu is mobbed by her 24/7. It must be annoying, and tbh I dont think that he's "Falling" for her at all.

He just has some lapses when he starts getting randy (ffs - how long have they been there and no sex). Then he bates into her for a while, then the next day, he's like "Oh sh1t", then later that night the randiness sets in once again.

Seriously lads - how many bet-down ladies have you bet into (much worse than michelle I'm sure). I know I've done my share

(cringing at the thought).