Moral: Don't Drink!

Seth Brundle · 13-07-2004 8:09pm #1

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=546672&section=news

fragile · 13-07-2004 8:14pm

ROFLMAO...the poor bastard!

Lyconix · 13-07-2004 8:15pm

Funniest headline I've seen in quite some time

SoBe · 13-07-2004 11:07pm

omg how stupid can you be.a sawn off shot gun in his trousers hahaha

Capt'n Midnight · 14-07-2004 1:04pm

Darwin Award

Man jailed after shooting his testicles
Tue 13 July, 2004 19:30

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire when he went home to get his sawn-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.