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mary ellen

  • 12-07-2004 9:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭


    A man is sitting at home reading his news paper when his wife whacks him over the head with the frying pan.

    "What was that for?" he asks.

    "That was for the piece of paper in your trousers with the name Mary-ellen written on it" she replied.

    "Don't be silly," he says. "Two weeks ago when I was at the races, Mary-ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on." She seemed satisfied with this and apologized.

    Three days later he was again sat reading when she nails him with the frying pan, knocking him out cold.

    When he comes round, he asks again; "what was that for?!" she responds:

    "your f****** horse just phoned!!"
    :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,004 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    I dont get it how can a horse use a phone ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Very good,but could sort of see it coming!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭istep


    A Horse using the phone ... now thats funny !!!!:D :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Originally posted by Big Ears
    I dont get it how can a horse use a phone ?

    Maybe he is Mr. Ed's relative.

    On speakerphone.

    With speed dial.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Originally posted by Big Ears
    I dont get it how can a horse use a phone ?
    Och it's neigh bother


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Lol funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Evil_Bilbo


    Why couldnt the stable boy sing in the school play?

    Coz he was feeling a little horse.

    PAAAAAAA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Well he should have thought of a better excuese.


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