Military evil twist.

Hobbes

They two sgts and rest are privates. Sargents have to get the privates to complete the tasks or they are up for eviction. If all the privates pass the tasks then they are up for eviction.

Theres going to be holy murder. :O

JBoyle4eva

Just got this off the official BB website

Atten-shun!
Day 44, 13:15
Saturday 10 July

In a less than conventional manner housemates have been told about this week's task by a khaki clad soldier who abseiled into the garden and left a special package.

This week the BB House becomes the BB Boot Camp with an evil twist...

Here are the details:

The Boot Camp is a fully-fledged army training camp, in which two housemates will lead privileged lives as Sergeant and the other six will carry out assignments as lowly privates.

And the twist?

Once they've been elected, the Sergeants are let into a little secret... it's up to them to ensure the Privates succeed in their assignments, should they fail then both Sergeants will be put up for eviction. Should they succeed then all the Privates will be put up for eviction.

How will the Sergeants cope with such pressure? How will the Privates cope with taking orders from their own kind? It's going to be fun!

Sergeants cannot physically take part in the tasks but must enforce the rules. They'll be sleeping in a special Sergeants' Mess - a secret bedroom adjacent to the current bedroom. The rest of the housemates will be sleeping in their own beds but duvets have been swapped for itchy blankets.

Discipline is paramount and it's the Sergeants who are responsible for upholding it so they must keep a healthy respectful distance from their privates.

Sergeants will dine well while Privates will survive on basic army rations. Sergeants can also ring a bell and a Private will come running to attend their every need.

TIMETABLE

Each morning Privates will be woken up by the sound of a bugle. They will then have five minutes from the end of the bugle to get in to full uniform. They will then perform their early morning jogging drill around the garden and return to camp to make their beds for inspection, and breakfast for their Sergeants.

Each day Privates will face a number of such drills, an assignment and sentry duty.


ASSIGNMENTS

POTATO MOUNTAIN:

Privates will find a mountain of 500 dirty potatoes set in the garden. They have two hours to scrub them, peel them and deliver them back to the storeroom to pass the test. It is up to the Sergeants to motivate them accordingly. If unsuccessful, Privates will incur one fail.

PRESS UPS:

Privates have two hours to achieve a set amount of press-ups. A device has been set that will record number of correct press-ups. It is up to the Sergeants to motivate them accordingly. If unsuccessful, Privates will incur one fail.

BOOT SCRUB:

Privates have to scrub and polish 600 army boots in two hours. It is up to the Sergeants to motivate them accordingly. If unsuccessful, Privates will incur one fail.

SENTRY DUTY:

From the hours of 2200 to 0600 Privates will take it in shifts to stand guard on the walkway. Should any Private miss their shift they will incur one fail.

FAILURE OF THE TASK:

Privates will be allowed to fail three times per day during the task.

The task will span Saturday to Monday when all housemates will learn the result of the task.

It's gonna be a goody..!

Pigman II

Either way you look at it the task will be a failure for one reason. That reason, of course, being Nadia.

The (wo)man is incompetent.

Zhane

Originally posted by Pigman II
The (wo)man is incompetent.

why do people keep doing that? SHE is a WOMAN! and a ****ing good one at that!

Oh and anyway you look at it, its a win/win situation, Victor or Jay will be up for nomination one way or another.

smoke.me.a.kipper

would've been funny if Michelle picked Stuart to be sargent and then the housemates failed. the 2 of them up for eviction would be so funny!

this is an excellent idea! pld bb.

dudara

this sounds like a class idea. and it was only last night that the housemates were talking about other secret rooms

Pigman II

Originally posted by Zhane
why do people keep doing that? SHE is a WOMAN! and a ****ing good one at that!

Good? Maybe ... from the tits up - but check out that barrel-like waist of his and you'll be reaching for the plunger and burning your clothes.

BuffyBot

I'm liking this idea

Is it Michelle and Jason who are the sargeants?

DadaKopf

Haha, they're going Stanford Prison Experiment on their asses!

Hobbes

Jason would get voted out if they loose, so it might be stratically advantage to her to tell Stu in a sort of innocent way.

JBoyle4eva

EITHER WAY, A JUNGLE CAT WILL BE VOTED OUT THIS WEEK. HERE'S WHY:

1) If they pass the task, two sergeants(Michelle and Jason) will be up for eviction

2) If they fail, All privates(That includes Victor) will be up for eviction)

So either way, I'm happy to vote either way!:D

Pigman II

Originally posted by JBoyle4eva
EITHER WAY, A JUNGLE CAT WILL BE VOTED OUT THIS WEEK. HERE'S WHY:

That's not necessarily true! Whilst I'd definetly see Jason losing to Michelle in a public vote, I reckon Victor could survive - esp. if it was him against 5 other housemates.

ArthurG

Originally posted by Zhane
why do people keep doing that? SHE is a WOMAN! and a ****ing good one at that!

Oh and anyway you look at it, its a win/win situation, Victor or Jay will be up for nomination one way or another.

Agreed and agreed!! And by the way, it wasn't Nadia who failed the farm yard task on them - it was Dumb and Dumber (aka Ahmed and Jason ).

Can't wait to see how the voting goes in this one.

Hobbes

Ahmed will be in if it came to a vote.

Poor bastid just wants to leave.

wrecked

for Ahmed if he goes out he will just say it's what he wanted

if he doesn't then he could win

mite be his plan of not being made to feel ashamed

or i'm just a conspricecy junkie

either way Ahmed is the most boring person ever

Dan to win he's tall thats the only reason i can think of as the others piss me off

Pigman II

The edit was particularily lame tonight. They showed Jason causing two subtle violations just before they went to a commerical break. A 'stick around' plee if I've ever seen one.

Thing (that I and I'm sure everyone else watching realised) is that even if Jason had made 26 violations of this magnitude during yesterday that the edit STILL would have only shown two of them ... as failure on day1 would have rendered the next 3 days of 'boot camp' meaningless, and we can't have that! :rolleyes:

B.B., leave suspence to Alfred Hitchcock.

misswex

Well Ahmed got another fail this morning as he did not complete the running drill - massive fight ensued AGAIN!!!!

EKRIUQ

The task is very unclear as to how there going to judge weather the task is failed or not. Personally I hope al the privates are up> some tension in the house them, Ahmed must go!!!!!:ninja:

damnyanks

He is really ****ed up these days. Thinking maybe he needs professional help

Arthur Krupp

Ahmed is great, the house wouldn't be the same without him...and don't worry, they have a team of professionals looking at them 24/7, if he's in real danger of snapping they'll know....either that or we'll get to see the first ever live TV murder....it's all good....

A few niggles with the military thing, though, they're not drilled properly...for one they're calling the NCO's "Sir"...you only call an officer sir. I think they should have sent in a real drill corporal(s) for the week, now that would have been interesting....

Wonder if BB will deliberatly tell them about how nominations will work after the task? They started a big fight the last time they went s**t stirring like that, wonder if it'll happen again this time? And if BB does tell them Ahmed will be a hero...he's getting stick for trying to make them fail it, but if they knew the truth.....

sceptre

Originally posted by Arthur Krupp
either that or we'll get to see the first ever live TV murder....it's all good....

First ever live TV murder happened on November 24, 1963. Still it'd be the first live C4/E4 murder if they forget about the loop delay.

embee

Originally posted by sceptre
First ever live TV murder happened on November 24, 1963.

What about JFK's assassination...

Two days earlier.....

Hobbes

I liked the bit where Jason offered Ahmed the sargents uniform. He is going to be more screwed after this event then Michelle as he said they would all be getting a reward for the actions.

bucks73

Originally posted by embee
What about JFK's assassination...

Two days earlier.....

That wasnt live on TV. The Zeepruder film was a private recording.

Pigman II

I'd love it if Ahmed causes them to fail today/tommorow and then the other privates give him a good bollicking for doing it ... only then to find out what the true implications of failing actually were .... resulting in them begrudingly having to thank him! Then we'd see might some typically two-faced responses from the likes of Dan and Shell.

Either way the task goes tho, I hope the privates ARE told about the eviction nominee process for this week . If the task is passed then I'd like to see them react to Michelle and (especially Jason) in a less than positive way rather than just accepting that 'those are the rules of the game'.

I reckon in these circumstances Victor might finally turn on Jason!

BuffyBot

See here

Ahmed is not happy...then again, is he ever?

EKRIUQ

Now to get Ahmed out!!!!!!

I HATE HIM MR 300 CIGARETTE MAN

wrecked

i get a real strong feeling Ahmed is sexist as he hate's the fact that Michelle is above him and i think he has a slight thing for gays as he hated Marco (gay), also Kitten (gay) and Dan (another gay)

get Ahmed out he's so annoying and stupid

the only reason women where beneath him in his country was because he wudn't get off his high horse

when ever fleeing his country he was heading for America but went the wrong way and when he got to Europe he thought it was China and Great Britian was Japan

i'm not racist are anything haven't got a problem with people it's just that he is so bloody annoy

Dan to win

BaZmO*

Originally posted by wrecked
i get a real strong feeling Ahmed is sexist as he hate's the fact that Michelle is above him and i think he has a slight thing for gays as he hated Marco (gay), also Kitten (gay) and Dan (another gay)

get Ahmed out he's so annoying and stupid

the only reason women where beneath him in his country was because he wudn't get off his high horse

when ever fleeing his country he was heading for America but went the wrong way and when he got to Europe he thought it was China and Great Britian was Japan

i'm not racist are anything haven't got a problem with people it's just that he is so bloody annoy

Dan to win

What language are you speaking??? :dunno:

Anyway, did anybody watch it last night when Jason, Victor, Ahmed & I think Dan was there too, they were all sitting around the sofa talking about Michelle throwing a Flip-Flop at Ahmed and Ahmed stated as cool as you like that if somebody attacks you it is ok to kill them in self defense!! The look on everybody's face when he said it was priceless!!

Pigman II

Originally posted by BaZmO*
Anyway, did anybody watch it last night when Jason, Victor, Ahmed & I think Dan was there too, they were all sitting around the sofa talking about Michelle throwing a Flip-Flop at Ahmed and Ahmed stated as cool as you like that if somebody attacks you it is ok to kill them in self defense!! The look on everybody's face when he said it was priceless!!

I'd imagine a liberal amount of editing was used to produce that clip. BB are trying to stitch the guy up so that'll he'll be evicted on Friday and by all the soundings it's seems they are gonna succeed.

And besides I think Ahmed has an unfortunate way of orating that doesn't do him favours.

I'm sure he was using the analogy that if someone attacked you with the intent of killing you then it was ok to kill them in return. He didn't literally mean that assault with a deadly flip-flop equals execution for the agressor! As far as I could tell he was just talking about 'an eye for an eye.'

BaZmO*

Originally posted by Pigman II
I'd imagine a liberal amount of editing was used to produce that clip. BB are trying to stitch the guy up so that'll he'll be evicted on Friday and by all the soundings it's seems they are gonna succeed.

And besides I think Ahmed has an unfortunate way of orating that doesn't do him favours.

I'm sure he was using the analogy that if someone attacked you with the intent of killing you then it was ok to kill them in return. He didn't literally mean that assault with a deadly flip-flop equals execution for the agressor! As far as I could tell he was just talking about 'an eye for an eye.'

I agree with you wholeheartedly. BB has a long running history of selective editing, you only have to see the reactions of the evicted housemates when they see the public's reactions to certain housemates.

You're also right about Ahmed's bad communcative skills.

B.

sceptre

Originally posted by embee
What about JFK's assassination...

Two days earlier.....

Not live as bucks said.

I've had a number of PMs (perhaps from those aware that I might not drop in here for a week or a month or more) asking me so the first live TV murder was Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey Oswald on November 24 1963.

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