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Q & A Time

  • 09-07-2004 11:57am
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    Q. Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
    A. Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.

    Q. Why did the blonde sniff Nutrasweet?
    A. She thought it was diet coke.

    Q. Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence?
    A. To see what was on the other side.

    Q. Why did the blonde fail the driving test?
    A. Each time the car stopped, she jumped in the back seat

    Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
    A. Your ass kicked.

    Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
    A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

    Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
    A. The cake jumps out of the girl.


Comments

  • #2
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Iliked the last one.


  • #3
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Brilliant

    Blonde jokes are the best


  • #4
    Buck Owens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭Buck Owens


    1,2 and 5 were the best the rest were just......ahhh!!!!!!:D :D:D


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