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Magic Army Joke

  • 09-07-2004 11:54am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
    ''This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die.'' Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
    ''Don't worry.'' said the man issuing them out. ''I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signalling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said ''Bangity bangity bang!'' and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were ''Tankity tankity tank.'


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Thats the stupidest joke Ive ever heard in my entire life!



    Excellent!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Not that great still worth a laugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭the_obsolete


    That's so stupid it's funny! Nice one!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,004 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    its stupid but I find it funny .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Originally posted by the_obsolete
    That's so stupid it's funny! Nice one!:D
    Couldn't have said it better myself.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    :ninja: oh dear....

    2 stars


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    LOL, i love it. I could not stop laughing:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    Didnt like it... :dunno: :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    got a good laugh out of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ha odd but funny


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭jor el


    Ah, the memories. I remember that from about 15 years ago :D


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