Stop the world...I want to get off

billy the squid

This is not normal

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3870273.stm

whats next Linda McCartney Dogfood?

gobby

That could definitly take off in Germany...

BEAT

The first girl there looks like her body is split in two, lol wierd
The second guy looks way to comfortable in that position lmao

People are wierd, as if those dogs know what the hell is going on :rolleyes:
It makes the owners feel good about themselves i suppose :dunno:

RE*AC*TOR

lmao!

flogen

more money than sense... they deserve to be drained of every penny...

flogen

Hecate

That looks like a case of animal cruelty to me.

Anyway, these people need to watch "Best in Show" to see how stupid they look...

snoopish

*shudder*

CuLT

I'd love to have the guts to make money off stupid people with animals...

"yes, your dog become more relaxed and philosophical when I rub this lavendar oil into his back, that'll be €1000"

alleepally

I absolutely love dogs but God almighty, all any stressed out dog needs is plenty of exercise and plenty of attention.

couldn't agree more with flogen's sentiments of 'more money than sense' .

joseph brand

Reminds me of the cat therapist, "She says she's not happy with eating whiskas with tuna everyday. . . blah blah yadda yadda. . . ".

Is it only me, but I was concentrating on the rear curve of that 'Young one', . . .SEX on the brain, need to calm down, need some yoga and a cold shower!!

tba

Originally posted by joseph brand
Is it only me, but I was concentrating on the rear curve of that 'Young one', . . .SEX on the brain, need to calm down, need some yoga and a cold shower!!

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Agent Smith

/me inserts tale of fool and their money....



who ever heard of a stressed out dog?

RobertFoster

you should write the radio ads in GTA tba...

tba

Originally posted by RobertFoster
you should write the radio ads in GTA tba...

That was my insiration!

The Clown Man

Wow thats a great idea my dog would love that wheres my wallet

It's a business I suppose. I hope they make their money from it.

Harumph.

The Clown Man

Incidentally, Stone Roses - What the World is Waiting For.

Say hey you don't live today
Stop the world
Stop the world
I'm getting off!


God I love the Stone Roses.

RobertFoster

Originally posted by tba
That was my insiration!

I guessed...it sounded a lot like:

Woman: "I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra two hundred pounds off! It started to affect my marriage."

Man: "She was too big for me, and I'll sleep with anything!"

Woman: "The Abdomatrix, the Thigh-asizer, tummy stapling, I've had my mouth sewn up, my hands chopped off, you name it, I've tried it!"

Man: "Except for exercising and eating right, porky!"

Woman: "That's right, honey! Then I found The Dormatron! Using a new technology called bio-rhythmic-subconscious-gymnastics, The Dormatron exercises you while you sleep. Just strap in your arms and legs, put on The Dormatron headset, then wrap yourself in the special high-voltage electric blanket. Turn it on to 11 and burn those pounds away while a relaxing nights sleep! Now that I've lost 280 pounds, my husbands all mine again!"

Man: "That's right honey, no more escort services for me!"

Male Voice: "Don't be fat a day longer than you have to! Remember, being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise! *whooo* Call Dormatron now, at 1-800-sleepofflard. Or visit www.sleepofflard.com and sleep your way to a thinner, happier you!"

The Clown Man

Now that's ****ed up.

Nala

I'm sure my cats would love it. Not to mention my birds.

pat kenny

Check out the size of that womans ass.

weemcd

the phrase doggy style springs to mind :P

alleepally

Originally posted by weemcd
the phrase doggy style springs to mind :P

Nice one!