words of wisdom

keu

after reading this thread
could we get an inspirational quotations sticky here?

....all responses must be in the form of a noted quotation ie: "The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."



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seaghdhas

But nothing is black and white, it's as black and white as that




Or something...

keu

Some see the glass as half full, others see the glass as half empty. Me, I see the glass as too big.



A man may perform astonishing feats and comprehend a vast amount of knowledge, and yet have no understanding of himself. But suffering directs a man to look within. If it succeeds, then there, within him, is the beginning of his learning. Soren Kierkegaard

Mutz

Lay off the Mushrooms lads

keu

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former Einstein.


damn..I could do this all day..but there is one of these threds in english, i just had to get the last dig in... (and mutz, is best not to judge others by your own standards, fookin scummy junkies)

:P

aidan_walsh

As Sun Tsu once said: Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm off to write a book...

Flashling

Of the 36 ways of avoiding disaster, running away is the best. -Anonymous



There are no true genralisations. -Anonymous

billy the squid

Nobody is perfect, I am a nobody therefore I am perfect

Beruthiel

keu
please read the charter regarding the type of threads you can post in this forum

off to After Hours
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Sarky

Don't give the mods extra work.
- Sarky.

Deadwing

Always wipe front to back.

robbie1876

Is there life before death?

Spunog UIE

I was only wrong once, and that was the time I THOUGHT I was wrong but in fact I was right.

something like that

SheroN

In the forest the moon shines in every pool, in every pool, one moon.

Spunog UIE

Nala

"What comes around, goes around".
My mother taught me that one as a small child.

keu

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Steveire

Eagles may fly high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Matfinn

if you try to please everyone, you may end up pleasing no one

anonymous

woosaysdan

if at first you dont succeed give up failure can be crushing to your morale

Spunog UIE

**** Happens...


Think about it.

Capt'n Midnight

don't eat yellow snow

woosaysdan

if its black knock it back if its brown put it down. homer j simpson

Selik

"One will get through times of no money and a plentiful supply of weed better than one will get you through times of money and no weed"

snoopish

Originally posted by Giles
"One will get through times of no money and a plentiful supply of weed better than one will get you through times of money and no weed"

...I have neither:(

to quote the dude from the life of brian..."always look on the bright side of life...la la la la la la":D

CuLT

Draw them in with the prospect of gain, take them by confusion - Sun Tzu.

Never fails.

Capt'n Midnight

My name is Norman.

SprostonGreen

Even a stopped clock, gives the right time, twice aday.

Barbie_666

if ya cant convince them, confuse them.....or something ike that...:dunno:

Sleepy

Just Do It - Nike

ChumpStain

"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?"

castie

Once more into the breach, dear friends

Act 3, scene 1, lines 1-9, King Henry urging his men on at the siege of Harfleur
google owns me

simu

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

castie

You can’t eat the orange and throw the peel away—a man is not a piece of fruit

Death of a Salesman im sure all the leaving cert students love it

castie

This above all: to thine own self be true,


To be or not to be-that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them


Something is rotten in the state of Denmark


some of my favourite hamlet quotes


“I am a Jew/ Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs/ dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with/ the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject/ to the same diseases, heal’d by the same means/ warm’d and cool’d by the same winter and summer/ as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?/ If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you/ poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” -Shylock The Merchant Of Venice

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other word would smell as sweet - Romeo and Juliet

If music be the food of love, play on - The Twelfth Night

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon ‘em - The Twelfth Night

Think ive got quite enough there do love my shakespeare

honeymonster

Drool and scratch your crotch on the train that way you’ll always have the seat to yourself. Remember fat or ugly girls are easier; they are also more grateful and have to try harder. Drink a half bottle of gin every morning that way you would feel like such a loser. Gives girls you sleep with the number to Supermax and tell them your real name is Morris. If someone skips you in a queue, follow them home, piss on their doorstep and let all the air down in their wheels. Cause a loud fuss in shops, it’s a total laugh so it is. Dont mess too much with yourself or by the time your 40 you'll be blind



Etc etc etc can’t remember the rest at the mo but I’ll add to it as pieces come back

-Stevo