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Some Wrestling Jokes
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03-07-2004 2:22pm#1Yo, Im bored so here are some Wrestling jokes I found, They aint the best but some are funny
You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
- You call a beer by your name
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response
- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
- You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
Q: How many Lita’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn't matter, Lita will screw anything.
Why is it hard to find The Rock and Brock Lesnar action figures?
A:Because they sold out1
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Should I have made a new thread haha?
Great job searching for the thread instead of blindly making a new one! But if it's maybe 2 years+ old then make a new one
Q: How do you know Chris Jericho was the first ever undisputed champion?He tells you.
Q: Every HHH match has which stipulation?A buried alive match!
Q: What do you call David Otunga without the talent?David Otunga.
Q: What do you call a diva without gigantic implants?Unemployed.
Q: Why couldn’t Hulk Hogan sleep in the 80′s?He could never lie down for three seconds.0 -
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Somebody is talking to you about the X-Factor, and your immediate thought is this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjx2gxK_9Tg
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