Your top FIVE items to bring to a desert Island?

Panda

Consider this. You'd be eating the wonderous already cooked food, wearing clothes living in an abandoned house , so apart from types of food, clothes or where you live what would you bring?

I'd bring:
1)A fine woman. (for sex and what not)
2)A phat flat screen TV with stereo surround sound and Sky digital.
3)My CD Player and my collection of CDs.
4)Some sort of super computer.
5)A Buggati Chiron (its a car)

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

Doc

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kento-Shiro:

I'd bring:
1)A fine woman. (for sex and what not)
2)A phat flat screen TV with stereo surround sound and Sky digital.
3)My CD Player and my collection of CDs.
4)Some sort of super computer.
5)A Buggati Chiron (its a car)

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I’ll talk about these in reverse order

5) It’s a desert Island why do you need a car???
4) Your on a DESERT ISLAND no plugs!!!
3) Even if it was a CD Discman The batteries will run out theirs not that many shops on desert Islands.
2) Your on a DESERT ISLAND no plugs!!!
1) ARE YOU MAD???? I can see the advantage of having a mute, nymphomaniac, fine looking woman. But she still who probably have you tidying up the island and arranging the coconuts in a nice way!

Evil Phil

You could bring a Solar panel thingy.

Shiminay

• A dead sexy, but intellectually stimulating girl
• A good Guitar + LOADS of spare strings (so I can write songs to serenade this girl)
• Lots of Contraceptive devices (It all comes back to the girl, doesn't it?)
• A Football (for a kick about with the girl)
• Tiny ear plugs that she won't see (for when the girl is nagging - cause all girls do at some stage)

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All the best!
Dav
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So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

El Marco

Well

1> Girl for Monday
2> Girl for Tuesday
3> Girl for Wednesday
4> Girl for Thursday
5> Girl for Friday

And you can rotate on week ends

Question are men slightly horney?

the fnj

1: An Accoustic Guitar with loads of extra strings picks etc.

2: A rugby ball

3: Three good looking smart women. (They can get pregnant in rotation

4: My book collection plus all the books I'm planning on buying in the near future.

5: Lots of pens paper etc to write with

boddah

>lots of Fizzy Chewits
>a guitar + picks etc
>cd player + collection
>pc + internet connection (i know, iknow, i'm sad )

>aaaand.... you've guessed it a beautiful, perfect woman

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Durty auld MORRIS drums...
they're fu*kin' great!!

Dont be at yourself

1. some flares
2. a long-range 2 way radio
3. a boat
4. a plane
5. provisions

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
hello.

Kali

1. Clockwork CD player.
2. my Floyd albums.
3. an umberella.
4. a bed.
5. and http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~kane/images/Ksenia.jpg

Belisarius

I would bring

1: Declaration of Independence from the proprietary nation of the Island

2: Massive Presidential Palace

3: National Power Generator which cost three times more than it should have ala true Banana Republic

4::Loving Native people to be my benevolent Citizens

5:Mercenary army with which to crush them under foot and turn them into an oppressed workforce who would build up the Island into a vast bussling Tourist Pit and narcotics hub , my new Utopian land would have a name , a name that reflected its loving leader
BELARUS! ....erm thats taken aint it?

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Shrewgar!

harVee

technically 6 but...
Palm and her five friends would do me.
Alone on an island with a stunningly beautiful woman would be good for a while but wait 'til thier nails start breaking and they can't get the knots out of thier hair. At least with Palm there's no back chat.

Belisarius

A mans best friend?

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Shrewgar!

wish

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by El Marco:
Well

1> Girl for Monday
2> Girl for Tuesday
3> Girl for Wednesday
4> Girl for Thursday
5> Girl for Friday

And you can rotate on week ends

Question are men slightly horney?</font>

that makes sence ...

Karl Hungus

1. A beautiful girl. I have one in mind, but I'm not saying.

2. Electricity. Power station, generators... etc.

3. A wardrobe full to the brim with wierd and wonderful clothes. His and hers...
The ladyfriend would be nice to dress up.
And a good few pairs of boots.

4. My BC Rich Virgin guitar, Autographed by Gian, Paul and Rob from Cradle Of Filth.
Laney GH 100 amp. Digitech RP100 FX panel.
Lifetime of extra strings, and about a hundred of those special picks that Cradle Of Filth have specialy made for them (I only have one.)

5. My Sony Sterio System with all my CDs, and an air mail delivery of all the latest albums, with a decent back-catalouge.


...not like I ask for much?

harVee

Everyone seems to be very materialistic. No mention of bringing a malaria vacine tent for the natives or anything like that.
All very Celtic Tigerish and predictable...

SantaHoe

I'd bring a means of escape.

K!LL!@N

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dead{o}Santa:
I'd bring a means of escape.</font>

I wondered how long it would take before someone suggested that.
You're bound to get bored after a while, so why not bring something that will get you off the island.

][cEMAN**

1. Firstly I would bring everybody else on the planet to stand beside me on this island and this tilting the world axies (hehehe can you see where i'm going with his?)

2. I would bring a camcorder to record the mad hectic ride we would all take as the world ended (so that future visitors to our devestated planet would see that i'm a MAD ßastard)

3. Haven't you been reading this up until now? The world's gonna end man!!! You don't need anything more than to site back and enjoy the ride

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Panda

Come on lads work with me here, youve got food so you wont be needing any friggin provisions, my babe will only get preggers if i we both want a baby(not a chance) and theres a house to live in an an abandoned airstrip for me to drive meh car on, so nyah.

The only ones thinking about theirs are Kharn and Belisarius even tho he cant spell his name properly.

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

Belisarius

Me? Belisarius B E L I S A R I U S

Belarus ..Its a country!

I officially give up

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Shrewgar!

[IAR]Nevermind

Id take a boat and 4 people i didnt like to leave there

Panda

Sorry about that Belisarius please accept my humble apologies.....

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

Lucy_la_morte

I'd bring a boat, or perhaps a helicopter. Ooh and a manual on how to sail/pilot.

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Miaow.

Lucy la morte.