Common Sense Warnings

Yo Mamma

When dealing with a woman with PMS there are a few common sense warnings you should observe to remain safe. If you are ever in contact with a woman with PMS you should use your own judgment. But PLEASE be careful. This is by no means meant to be a comprehensive list. The main thing to remember is that women with PMS are very unpredictable.

1) Do not talk near a woman with PMS. This may irritate her and cause her to throw sharp objects at you.

2) Do not remain silent near a woman with PMS. She will think you are ignoring her. This may cause her tremendous sadness and it would all be your fault.

3) Never approach a woman with PMS unless she specifically called you over. Women can be very aggressive when they have PMS. If you must approach, wear body armor.

4) Do not let a woman with PMS drive with you in the car. PMS causes irrational behavior and may contribute to road rage.

5) Do not tell a woman with PMS to get off the rag. This will cause her to attack you.

6) If you live with a woman with PMS, make sure she has plenty of feminine products before hand. If you don't you may be forced to go to the store and buy them for her. This is torture to a man.

7) If you hear the words "Do I look bloated?" DO NOT ANSWER... It is a trick question. Anything you say will be used against you. The best thing to do is act like you didn't hear her.

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yo Mamma:
7) The best thing to do is act like you didn't hear her. </font>

*SMACK*

Be wary of ignoring your girlfriend!

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

nesf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
*SMACK*

Be wary of ignoring your girlfriend!

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Was it truly worthy of a smack?

In any case PMS is very very dangerous, but hey, it does add a little fire and grievous bodily harm, and the breaking of anything you value, into yor already unsteady relationship

P.S. they should remane it M.C.D. (see CJD)

Hobbes

only one that made me laugh was..

Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT FOR? GOD YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE!