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  • 26-06-2004 2:47pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    A chap staying at the Ritz Hotel in London finds a card offering sexual services in a telephone box near the hotel.

    Back in his hotel room he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

    The guy says: "Yes, I'd like a blow job, a missionary ****, a bit of doggie-style, a few minutes of bondage and, to finish the session, a boob ****. Is that OK"?

    The lady says: "It sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to dial 9 first to get an outside line."

    :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    classic..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    A round of applause please:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Not bad but a little bit old:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    LOL :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    rofl :D:D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭the_obsolete


    F'in brill!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    Hahaha.... Excellent

    :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Fuhrio


    good, but i expected the punch line right from the start


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭James_M


    Originally posted by Fuhrio
    good, but i expected the punch line right from the start

    That would be due to the spoiler in the subject line


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. Good one. :D:D:D


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