Whats the oddest thing....

Kastro

Whats the oddest thing you have ever written or read on a bathroom wall..
was having this conversation with a mate of mine after watching dumb an dumber..

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

artvandelay

"Vota beserker" is wrote the wall in doyles. Just though it was an obscure film reference for a toliet.

hedgetrimmer

"I F***** you Mother!!"

and underneath

"Go home, Dad"

Flashling

There was a wall in some music shool (I wasn't in a band, really) that was an advice colum. People wrote their problems and random people gave advice back...bit like PI...

Lainey

some of the girls toilets in maynooth are used for bitching.. writing all over them.. sometimes i stay in there a long time reading the walls..

Oriel

"Yes"

Agent Smith

on a condom machine in a pub in wales,


" insert baby for refund"

Lainey

Originally posted by agent smith
on a condom machine in a pub in wales,


" insert baby for refund"

lol.. thats class

Agent Smith

yeah i thought it was funny.....
beat's the donkey's old "save water.... diluate it" gag....

robbie1876

In a pub in Walkinstown:

"How can me bird be outside when she's at home? F*ckin' wind up c*nts!"

Hehe, you can just imagine the poor fella hiding in the jacks......

Basq

In a cubicle in an Internet Cafe loo,

"Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded!"

Quite liked that one Even though it is a tad politically incorrect!

OfflerCrocGod

Anyone can piss on the floor - be a hero sh!t on the ceiling.

Sleepy

Originally posted by agent smith
on a condom machine in a pub in wales,


" insert baby for refund"

Similar but I liked it:

Again on a condom machine: "Not tested on animals"

Tusky

Originally posted by OfflerCrocGod
Anyone can piss on the floor - be a hero sh!t on the ceiling.

hahaha

Kêrmêttê

Written on a backalley wall near where I live:

LINE DANCING RULES OK!

... there appears to be some strange kids living in my neighbourhood :rolleyes:

ballooba

Jax roll dispenser in DIT Aungier St.

UCD ARTS DEGREE.
Please take one.
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[edit] We're not bitter.[/edit]

Scruff

just above the bottom of a cubicle is some jacks i cant remember where

Watch out for gay limbo dancers
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jor el

Similar to above, written beside the jacks roll dispenser in one of the toilet blocks in WRTC (yes I know it's WIT now but it was 10 years ago)
For RecMan cert, pull here.

Aah, Recreational Management, the absolute bottom of the barrell in WRTC. They only had about 2 hours a week in lectures though, we had 37.

kano476

in my school there is the mobile number of one of the students mothers written all over the walls of a cubicle. it says:
"bored, overweight, balding, knacker - tashed middle aged woman seeks fone sex call - 08............"

superconor

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If you can piss over this line, join the fire brigade. seen that in my school.

The bogs in my town are covered with graffiti about a local girl who apparently is free and easy with sexual happenings. i mean COVERED. one says "SO AND SO IS AN UGLY SLUT!" in easily 2 foot high writing. do her parents ever go in there and find their daughters name written with some unsavory comments?

Töpher

Not a toilet but still,

A Dublin City bin by RTE near UCD, edited perfectly with Tip-Ex...
CLITTERUS

Quality

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Toilets in UCD science block, arrow pointing toward bog roll holder "Arts degree dispenser"

Asok

Once you enter this fine hall
Use the paper not the wall
if there is no paper to be found
rub your arse along the ground
The Management.

Sleepy

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

One of the other things I've *ahem* heard of was in my days in NUI, Galway where apparently the women's toilets are covered with questions asking for comments on different guys. I'm told there's comments up like "nice bloke but crap in bed" etc.

Hecate

People write java code on the walls in DCU, the worst part is I think it would probably compile

Also, around milltown someone has re-done the school crossing signs to show the grim reaper leading a child across the road.

KdjaCL

On road in Neilstown Ramps 200M replaced with Tramps .

Kinda fits in with the area


kdjac

full forward

We aim to please.
Will you aim too please.

pork99

"Time flies like an arrow - fruit flies like bananas"

Only Human

pull this chain and in a jiffy,
all your sh1t will be in the liffey

and some times people write way up above the toilet
'what are you looking up here for , too ashamed of your d1ck?'

nlgbbbblth

Originally posted by jor el
Similar to above, written beside the jacks roll dispenser in one of the toilet blocks in WRTC (yes I know it's WIT now but it was 10 years ago)
For RecMan cert, pull here.

Aah, Recreational Management, the absolute bottom of the barrell in WRTC. They only had about 2 hours a week in lectures though, we had 37.

I was in WRTC 1989 - 1991 and remember that one

Rec Man - lots of tracksuited people

there was also

arrow pointing down the toilet and the word "Erasmus" above it

Kastro

Originally posted by Hecate
Also, around milltown someone has re-done the school crossing signs to show the grim reaper leading a child across the road.

there is one down in ranelagh just b4 that big church thingy..
hes got a barber pole colored sickle. weeeeeee

Quatre Mains

years ago was in a jacks that had some small writing just above ground level. bent over to read it, it said 'you are now sh1tting at a 45 degree angle'

Space Coyote

originally posted by Basquille
In a cubicle in an Internet Cafe loo,

"Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded!"

Very politically incorrect, but man i nearly cracked a rib laughing at that one !

daveJAM

"You'd be surprised how many people read this."

gonker

womens loos somewhere in dublin " I lost my virginity....but I still have the box it came in"

lodgepole

There's a desk in one of the lecture theatres used by Science in UCD that has the following scrawled into it...

"Ag. is to science as special is to olympics"