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Whats the oddest thing....

  • 16-06-2004 7:56pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭


    Whats the oddest thing you have ever written or read on a bathroom wall..
    was having this conversation with a mate of mine after watching dumb an dumber..

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭artvandelay


    "Vota beserker" is wrote the wall in doyles. Just though it was an obscure film reference for a toliet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    "I F***** you Mother!!"

    and underneath

    "Go home, Dad"

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 779 ✭✭✭Flashling


    There was a wall in some music shool (I wasn't in a band, really) that was an advice colum. People wrote their problems and random people gave advice back...bit like PI...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Lainey


    some of the girls toilets in maynooth are used for bitching.. writing all over them.. sometimes i stay in there a long time reading the walls.. :o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    "Yes" :confused:


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    on a condom machine in a pub in wales,


    " insert baby for refund"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Lainey


    Originally posted by agent smith
    on a condom machine in a pub in wales,


    " insert baby for refund"

    lol.. thats class :D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    yeah i thought it was funny.....
    beat's the donkey's old "save water.... diluate it" gag....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    In a pub in Walkinstown:

    "How can me bird be outside when she's at home? F*ckin' wind up c*nts!"

    Hehe, you can just imagine the poor fella hiding in the jacks......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    In a cubicle in an Internet Cafe loo,

    "Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded!"

    Quite liked that one :) Even though it is a tad politically incorrect!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    Anyone can piss on the floor - be a hero sh!t on the ceiling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Originally posted by agent smith
    on a condom machine in a pub in wales,


    " insert baby for refund"

    Similar but I liked it:

    Again on a condom machine: "Not tested on animals"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    Originally posted by OfflerCrocGod
    Anyone can piss on the floor - be a hero sh!t on the ceiling.

    hahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Kêrmêttê


    Written on a backalley wall near where I live:

    LINE DANCING RULES OK!

    ... there appears to be some strange kids living in my neighbourhood :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    Jax roll dispenser in DIT Aungier St.
    UCD ARTS DEGREE.
    Please take one.
    |
    V

    [edit] We're not bitter.[/edit]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,225 ✭✭✭Scruff


    just above the bottom of a cubicle is some jacks i cant remember where

    Watch out for gay limbo dancers
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    V


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭jor el


    Similar to above, written beside the jacks roll dispenser in one of the toilet blocks in WRTC (yes I know it's WIT now but it was 10 years ago)
    For RecMan cert, pull here.

    Aah, Recreational Management, the absolute bottom of the barrell in WRTC. They only had about 2 hours a week in lectures though, we had 37.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    in my school there is the mobile number of one of the students mothers written all over the walls of a cubicle. it says:
    "bored, overweight, balding, knacker - tashed middle aged woman seeks fone sex call - 08............"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor



    If you can piss over this line, join the fire brigade. seen that in my school.

    The bogs in my town are covered with graffiti about a local girl who apparently is free and easy with sexual happenings. i mean COVERED. one says "SO AND SO IS AN UGLY SLUT!" in easily 2 foot high writing. do her parents ever go in there and find their daughters name written with some unsavory comments?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Not a toilet but still,

    A Dublin City bin by RTE near UCD, edited perfectly with Tip-Ex...
    CLITTERUS

    :D Quality

    [edit]

    Toilets in UCD science block, arrow pointing toward bog roll holder "Arts degree dispenser"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    Once you enter this fine hall
    Use the paper not the wall
    if there is no paper to be found
    rub your arse along the ground
    The Management.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Some come here to sit and think
    Some come here to shit and stink
    I come here to scratch my balls
    and read the writing on the walls

    One of the other things I've *ahem* heard of was in my days in NUI, Galway where apparently the women's toilets are covered with questions asking for comments on different guys. I'm told there's comments up like "nice bloke but crap in bed" etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    People write java code on the walls in DCU, the worst part is I think it would probably compile :)

    Also, around milltown someone has re-done the school crossing signs to show the grim reaper leading a child across the road.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    On road in Neilstown Ramps 200M replaced with Tramps .

    Kinda fits in with the area :)


    kdjac


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭full forward


    We aim to please.
    Will you aim too please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    "Time flies like an arrow - fruit flies like bananas"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    pull this chain and in a jiffy,
    all your sh1t will be in the liffey

    and some times people write way up above the toilet
    'what are you looking up here for , too ashamed of your d1ck?'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Originally posted by jor el
    Similar to above, written beside the jacks roll dispenser in one of the toilet blocks in WRTC (yes I know it's WIT now but it was 10 years ago)
    For RecMan cert, pull here.

    Aah, Recreational Management, the absolute bottom of the barrell in WRTC. They only had about 2 hours a week in lectures though, we had 37.

    :D I was in WRTC 1989 - 1991 and remember that one

    Rec Man - lots of tracksuited people

    there was also

    arrow pointing down the toilet and the word "Erasmus" above it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Kastro


    Originally posted by Hecate
    Also, around milltown someone has re-done the school crossing signs to show the grim reaper leading a child across the road.

    there is one down in ranelagh just b4 that big church thingy..
    hes got a barber pole colored sickle. weeeeeee


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Quatre Mains


    years ago was in a jacks that had some small writing just above ground level. bent over to read it, it said 'you are now sh1tting at a 45 degree angle'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    originally posted by Basquille
    In a cubicle in an Internet Cafe loo,

    "Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded!"
    Very politically incorrect, but man i nearly cracked a rib laughing at that one !
    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭daveJAM


    "You'd be surprised how many people read this."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭gonker


    womens loos somewhere in dublin " I lost my virginity....but I still have the box it came in"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭lodgepole


    There's a desk in one of the lecture theatres used by Science in UCD that has the following scrawled into it...

    "Ag. is to science as special is to olympics"


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