The "2nd Annual BOARDS.IE Awards"

Wyverne the Wise

YES TIS I,

the l33tn355 that is i has returned to the fore

where have i been and what have i been doing i shall tell ye now, forsooth it has been a great time in the history of my world these last few months that i have been away traveling.

i am now back in the custody of my brother in law once dead thrice removed, Mr Wyverne, we who have not met since we co-hosted the Boards First annual muppetry awards amny many many moons ago, and of course the winner of all 13 awards was

NAZ,

but i am now back for YES YOU HAVE GUESSED IT

The SECOND ANNUAL Boards.ie Awards.

the categories shall be posted up after careful consideration.. and we shall be asking you to email all votes to me @ supermariomarvel@yahoo.com

this is a great day for boards.ie,

its good to be home , hehe

PS: why have ye let Wyverne shag buffy non-stop while i have been gone, he has not left his room since i left and has remained there shagging buffy, he has been wasted away through not eating or sleeping, and is in a sorry state, man that woman has SOME stamina

anyway, categories shall be place up soon,

regards

Wyverne the Wise

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Wise is not that which seeks knowledge, but that which seeks not to be knowledgeableless

Wyverne the Wise

OK SO inline with the Boards 1st Birthday i
have returned by request from Devore...

I have chosen the awards categories, but
first a little tale as to where i have been.
i started off in Amsterdam, a great place
where the women seem to go down easier then
the beer, and are much cheaper. but thats
another days work. It was a great place to
start my travels....

I learned alot from a cleric of the church
of hash and marijuana, at least he said it
was a church, imagine a carboard box, soggy
and umm wet, yes wet very wet, so wet that
if it had been any wetter it would have gone
back around the Plebbery spectrum and become
more dry again, and this was his shrine to
his lord Hash and Marijuana.

while in this position i took my lead from
the president of Ireland, who when in a
protestant church took communion, i too
while in a church that was not my natuve
church too umm communion out of respect for
the cleric..

shortly thereafter we (i say we because i
had run into two dutch women who were of
great beauty but of question motives - as
all women are), but anyway we ended up in
the lite-pink zone, a place for all those
ppl interested in softcore stuff and not
quite into animal beastiality and carnal
acts of depravity that occurs in the red-
lite district. this too was an incredibl
place, with women - i use that word ever so
lightly - of every nationality, and some of
all of them put together (obviously had
mothers in the business) all standing in the
street offering you their wares, ranging
from honey coated apple *wink* *wink* to erm
tellytubbies, ok not for kids but as a sex
toy, and umm no you do not want to know...


after amsterdam, i left my two dutch twin
female companions after a great nite of
passion where we shared experiences and had
a really intense talk with each other..i
really learned to improve my communication
skillz here that night

i ended up in australia shortly thereafter,
i have no idea how because the place i got
on was bound for chicago, but then again
aussies have always done things upside down,
i remained here for the vast majority of my
sejour, after meeting the love of my life,
Kylie Minogue, (and her sister Danni - but
thats for a later date - when i will explain
the three occasions when it is IMPERATIVE
that you do the dirt on the love of you life)

Australia is really a great place, a great
writer - Terry Prattchett - is quoted
as saying that it has NO POSINOUS SNAKES
, and this is true for the most part,
though this writer did qualify his statement
with the fact that this was because they had
"all been killed by the spiders",
which is also unfortunatly tru

thankfully though i lived long enough to
forge my way through over Outer mongolia,
where i met with Gangreous Khan and his
lovely wife Amputation. lovely people truly,
very opne and honest and genuine, i didnt
stay long though because they asked me courl
they eat me, i laughed and was about to
say "of course" but then figured that they
might have a different meaning for the
words "eat me" in these parts, and sure
enuff i found that they did indeed want to
consume me, and not eat me, so i said no and
beat a hasty retreat...

and so here on, EXACTLY a year since
last april when we staged the boards 1ST
awards, i have returned to Dublin, for this
years show, and i am pleased to be home......

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Belwo are the CATEGORIES for the Boards.ie 2nd ANNUAL AWARDS

The categories are as follows

-Please bear in mind that some of these AWARDS are genuine and some of these awards are of course for fun

1. God award
- Choose the best Admin

2. Moderator of the year award
- Choose the Best Moderator for the Boards.ie

3. Poster Of the year - serious poster
- Choose the person with who has made the most funny / helpful posts during the year

4. Most Dedicated
- Choose who you deem to be the most dedicatd, biggest reader, most time online, member of boards.ie

5. Best Newcomer
- Choose the best and most welcome newbie


6. Worst Newcomer
- Who do ya want to just fu<k off

7. Biggest Spammer - Called The "Rich Award"
- Who simply never seems to post a serious post with actual content

8. Worst Member - Called the "Naz award"
- now is your chance to re-start olf feuds again

9. Biggest Muppet award "The Ms. Piggy Award"
- who do u feel simply encapsulates the word "MUPPETTRY"

10. PANTS AWARD
- a special award to be awarded by Devore to the person whos name comes up most often in either a bad or good way, this award can be given for good or bad, depeding upon what is sent in by our readers...


so get cracking with those emails, and also feel free to slag your friends off in the following posts ...

but if you could, then please mail me

- supermariomarvel@yahoo.com

and thanx to Boards.ie and to Spinsol solutions for their support, they are the sole sponsors of these awards.

regards

Wyv The Wise

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Wise is not that which seeks knowledge, but that which seeks not to be knowledgeableless

Lord Khan

hmmm maybe it's just me but 6-10 vega hands down?

I notice no worst admin or worst moderator categories

Wyverne the Wise

come one khan be A WEE BIT more creative than that lol

Joe

Yo Mamma

Would it not be easier for u just to set up a temp? Board just for the Awards and have a topic for each of the categories and let people post that they think should get what, or is there an element of privacy involved for those people who want to vote????


It would just save u reading laboriously through hundreds of e-mails!!

Hobbes

It's harder to rig if it's public. Just ask the people who run the spider awards!

Celt

I dont have a clue since im only here 6 months.

smoke.me.a.kipper

where's the topic / results from the last one??

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- Ciaran
smoke-me-a-kipper
S-M-A-K bottom!!

Kali

Right time to put my thinking cap on then.
At least for the "best" nominations.. the worst ones and muppet ones are pretty easy.
And Vega is no-longer a member of the the boards.. so no point voting for him/her

[SN]JAG

1. God award
- Choose the best Admin
That would have to be regi (wheres my tenner)

2. Moderator of the year award
- Choose the Best Moderator for the Boards.ie
all the mods are great except shinji

3. Poster Of the year - serious poster
- Choose the person with who has made the most funny / helpful posts during the year
ummm

4. Most Dedicated
- Choose who you deem to be the most dedicatd, biggest reader, most time online, member of boards.ie
this isnt favouritism but i have to say hobbes, his posts seem to come at all hours

5. Best Newcomer
- Choose the best and most welcome newbie
Yo mamma for brining us alkl those funny bits on the humor board

6. Worst Newcomer
- Who do ya want to just fu<k off
Davitt hands down

7. Biggest Spammer - Called The "Rich Award"
- Who simply never seems to post a serious post with actual content
Smoke-me-a-Kipperfor his antics on the trolls board

8. Worst Member - Called the "Naz award"
- now is your chance to re-start olf feuds again
dunno

9. Biggest Muppet award "The Ms. Piggy Award"
- who do u feel simply encapsulates the word "MUPPETTRY"
At the moment all i can say is -Red Ice- followed by the phrase "you stuck in a hole? DIG YOUR WAY OUT! NO FOOL DIG UP!!"




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Baz_

6. Worst Newcomer
- FISTY
8. Worst Member - Called the "Naz award"
- FISTY
9. Biggest Muppet award "The Ms. Piggy Award"
- FISTY

D-Generate

Since this is the 2nd year you can hardly call it annual

1. God award
Regi

2. Moderator of the year award
Kharn

3. Poster Of the year - serious poster
Hobbes

4. Most Dedicated
Hobbes

5. Best Newcomer
Davitt

6. Worst Newcomer
Davitt and his many friends

7. Biggest Spammer - Called The "Rich Award"
Richindub2

8. Worst Member - Called the "Naz award"
Davitt

9. Biggest Muppet award "The Ms. Piggy Award"
Red_ice

10. PANTS AWARD
Davitt

Celt

Hey im spammier

richindub2

7. Biggest Spammer - Called The "Rich Award"

Oj had the same amount of posts as me at chrimbo, he has 300 more now.....

smoke-me-a-kipper has 500 posts in the last two months, i can't even come close to that level of spam....

White is a medium spammer, 900 posts since november is rather impressive but he got about 300 on the trolls board i think

Just thought that since its my award i should give my ideas

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UP DA DUBS!!

Wyverne

hehe, well i have recieved a large amount of replies from many of you, and in a few days time myself and Jharn will start to compile the results,

keep those emails coming along people, unfortuatly i can oinly compile reults sent to me by email, because it saves going through ALL the emails that i get AND the boards topics

so could those who posted pleasse send me their stuff again by email to:

supermariomarvel@yahoo.com

thanx everyone and keep those emaisl comiong :P

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Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!

#1

Most annoying Newcomers clan : Numbers

richindub2

Stop making your own catagories ffs, just hurry up and vote

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UP DA DUBS!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
Stop making your own catagories ffs, just hurry up and vote
</font>

you must really want that rich award!!

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- Ciaran
smoke-me-a-kipper
S-M-A-K bottom!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

1. God award
DeVore

2. Moderator of the year award
Kharn

3. Poster Of the year - serious poster
Hobbes

4. Most Dedicated
Hobbes

5. Best Newcomer
smoke-me-a-kipper

6. Worst Newcomer
Davitt

7. Biggest Spammer - Called The "Rich Award"
smoke-me-a-kipper

8. Worst Member - Called the "Naz award"
Davitt

9. Biggest Muppet award "The Ms. Piggy Award"
red_ice

10. PANTS AWARD
smoke-me-a-kipper

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- Ciaran
smoke-me-a-kipper
S-M-A-K bottom!!

Da Bounca

god.regi suppose dunno


mod.kharn gwan, HITK 4 eva


poster.hobbes


dedicated.hobbes, hes just so helpful i think hes really a bot


best newbie.fisty, that lad is funny


worst newbie.comrade mike, gway ya durty so and so


spammer.S.M.A.K (smoke-me-a-kipper) spamerus maximus


worst member.angelwhore, such a gimp


muppet.linkin, hes just a muppet


pantz. richindub , only because s.m.a.k just beat him for spamerus maximus

Shiminay

guys - please Email the answers to Wyverne supermariomarvel@yahoo.com so the 2 of us will be able to total the thing up properly.

Oh ya, thanks for the votes HITK

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

smoke.me.a.kipper

in the mail

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- Ciaran
smoke-me-a-kipper
S-M-A-K bottom!!

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richindub2

I'll refrain from voting, people who are nominated for an award shouldnt be allowed to vote like, tis unfair

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UP DA DUBS!!

fisty

1. God award
- devore i suppose for helping me out with that thread thing but apart from that - HATE HATE HATE you ALL!

2. Moderator of the year award
- Whitelancer (he gave me sweeties and invited me into his car, but i was late for playschool so i couldn't go )

3. Poster Of the year - serious poster
- Renton (he really cares, I've actually heard him muttering "think of the children" a few times)

4. Most Dedicated
- Hobbes (don't really like his attitude but he's got a nice bum)

5. Best Newcomer
- me (well duh)


6. Worst Newcomer
- me (its just gonna get worse...)

7. Biggest Spammer - Called The "Rich Award"
- da bouncer (he never posts anything even remotely worth reading:P)

8. Worst Member - Called the "Naz award"
- All the people on the security boards because they constantly whine

9. Biggest Muppet award "The Ms. Piggy Award"
- de_psIRE (for maintaining i ripped off his name when i was obviously fisting myself when he was still sticking his thumb up his **** )

10. PANTS AWARD
- up to devore but i highly recommend my friend fisty-mcCantAffordPants, as he needs pants.

Shiminay

Folks - what part of EMAIL THE RESULTS do you not understand

Thanks for all the entries so far, PLEASE keep them comming - you don't want Castor Troy or White Wash Man voded as the best moderators, so ye?

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

Wyverne

Ok i have had a fair few emails,

ands thanx to all those of you who posted them to me via email,

the results will be compiled soon, but im still waiting for a few more emails

so email me at supermariomarvel@yahoo.com

and we'll see what de storeey is

a'ight

wicked

Wyyvy

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Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

know when the results will be out??

i can't wait to get my "Rich Award"

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- Ciaran

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche</font>

WhiteWashMan

what did i win?

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Your Dungeon Is On An Incline;
Irate Creatures Cannot Play Marbles

Da Bounca

oi, my stuff is worth reading!
sometimes.

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Sit UBU sit, good dog.
*woof*
UBU