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feel like a woman

  • 11-06-2004 1:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭


    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

    Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

    For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

    The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

    "Iron this."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Verdammt


    Tut tut tut.

    Good , but sexist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,001 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Its a good one but ive heard it before .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    I heard alot ****tier versions. THis oen is the best so far :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Drex


    its a good joke, but after hearing other versions, it seems very drawn out.
    Maybe if you heard it the first time in story mode, could be hilarious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Very Good. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    lol :D:D:D:D


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