Binocolars

not_sure

Hey i was just wondering if anyone could help me out, you know the Binocolars that you see cops using in films, ie 'Replacment Killers'. They have night vision and really strong magnification. they can usually zoom in or out with the touch of a button and have a digital display on screen telling the distance of the object etc...

Now i want to buy a pair but to be honest i dont really know if they exist, if they are just made up for the film or not. Any information?

ChipZilla

What? Like these you mean?

http://www.nightvisiongear.co.uk/Night-Vision-Binoculars-BNV3-Selena.htm

For the discerning peeping tom...

Raz

Is it just me or do these two stats seem particularly poor?

MAGNIFICATION : 3.4 X
WEIGHT : 1.2 Kg

ChipZilla

Jeez, what do you want for €480?:cool:

Dr. Loon

What do you need them for, if you don't mind me asking?!

not_sure

because i think they are deadly and id love to have a pair. yea they are completly useless stats, i mean thats no sort of magnification at all. Anyone else know them, anywhere sell them in Ireland i wonder?

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by not_sure
because i think they are deadly and id love to have a pair.

Yeah right. What possible use could you have for them, other than spying on people?

not_sure

what the **** are you on about? I like all them sort of gadgets im not spying on anyone, i want a pair of binoculars that you can see through the day and night with. What are you saying?

Dr. Loon

Well, I mean seriously. What are you gonna be looking at? At night time? A normal pair of binoculars alright, maybe you like to watch birds, or look across the coast or something, but night vision? A device that magnifies distant objects, in the dark... I can only come to one conclusion.

What's the next step? Heat vision? X-Ray vision?


Note - all sexual innuendo and double entendres in the above post were intentional

not_sure

Actually im starting as lifeguard and the binoculars the council provide are crap and give me a pain in my head when i look through them so my own pair would be nice. Also i want them at night for foxes or anything at all really? its just an interest whats so wrong with it?

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by not_sure
i want them at night for foxes

Ah.... I thought so.

Lifeguard duty at night. Strange. Unless.... don't couples go...... yes!! I've got it.

not_sure

Oh **** off

Dr. Loon

So I'm right eh?

not_sure

yea i guess you are, oh well im a pervert, im buying them to spy on people not for anything else, shame on me oh well!!!

Dr. Loon

HA.... bow down to my amazing powers of deduction.

I can't believe nobody else wanted to know what you intended to use them for.

I've been reading Sherlock Holmes lately. It's all very simple once you've exhausted all logical conclusions.

Admins, get this guys IP, so he may be reported.

rymus

Here boss.. .my DV camcorder has night vision on it. 100x magnification and with an external IR light on it, it's good for about 100m in complete darkness. I'll rent it to ya for yer em.. "fox watching" sessions. Good rates