A Mexican & two Irishmen walk into a bar...

ThreadKiller

OK I need help with this one... I met this mexican guy at a party over the weekend, he gave me this opening line (there was me & my bro & him) & we have to come up with a genuine original LOL joke by the weekend or else pay for the drinks all night...

So your assistance please...

A Mexican & two Irishmen walk into a bar...

BEAT

ahem....this should be posted in the humour forum, that is all.

whosurpaddy

A Mexican & two Irishmen walk into a bar... you'll never guess how the mexican got the 2 gullible irish guys to pay for his drinks all night.


the end

Sarky

A Mexican and two Irish men walk into a bar.

They are arrested and executed, because the bar is in Afghanistan.

irlirishkev

Easy...

A mexican and two Irishmen walk into a bar, the barman looks at them and says "is this some sort of joke!?".

K.

Sleepy

Two Irishmen and a Mexican walk into a bar. The mexican insists on ordering tequila for his two new friends. The first Irishman notices the worm in his compatriots glass and roars out "what kinda feckin' place is this with worms in the booze?", while the Mexican tries to explain, the other Irishman has the worm out of the glass dangling over the rim screaming "spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!".

*Any resemblance to a Kerryman joke is entirely coincidental. ;-)

Mossy Monk

A Mexican & two Irishmen walk into a bar and the Mexican was left out because he spoke no english

rs

The two irish lads are asked to leave because they are not "regulars" or from "round here"

RobertFoster

un Mexicano y dos Irlandeses andan en una barra...el mexicano dice: "¡Me gusta Irlanda! permitió que mí compre las bebidas, jajajajaja"

BEAT

A mexican and 2 Irishmen walk into a bar. The Irishmen order pints and the Mexican orders a bottle of tequilla and a glass.
Only one bottle say the irishmen while grimacing...
He looks at his watch...Well, it is lunch time and I only have an hour.

BEAT

Originally posted by RobertFoster
un Mexicano y dos Irlandeses andan en una barra...el mexicano dice: "¡Me gusta Irlanda! permitió que mí compre las bebidas, jajajajaja"

so he likes ireland and wants to buy a round of drinks...that is supposed to be funneh?

ixoy

A Mexican and an Irish man walk into a bar. The Mexican orders a scotch and soda. The Irish man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor shaking.... and then through the floor and into the Earth. He looks back up at the Mexican, but he doesn't call out to him. They're not that close.

RobertFoster

Originally posted by BEAT
so he likes ireland and wants to buy a round of drinks...that is supposed to be funneh?

ThreadKiller
I met this mexican guy at a party over the weekend, he gave me this opening line & we have to come up with a genuine original LOL joke by the weekend

They have to make him laugh....their attempt at Spanish might make him laugh...

BEAT

ahhh I see...very possibly could make him laugh if they manage to masacre the words like so many do
but what they are saying may not be amusing to the guy as it makes him sound like a tonto chicano. :dunno: but that is just my opinion, being latino and all

RobertFoster

what part makes him sound tonto?

BEAT

"¡Me gusta Irlanda! permitió que mí compre las bebidas, jajajajaja"

There is just something there that paints an odd picture for me...but maybe its just me? everyone reads things differently, I suppose its okay.

Crash

actually beat if i was in the mexicans position i'd find that one hilarious at least if he has a sense of humour though you have to start off slow then when it hits his piece go REALLY fast hehe