Jennifer Lopez - Fond of Wedding Cake?

Nuttzz

Bit of a twat if you ask me... I'm on the rebound, lets get married, you think she would have learned at this stage.


from http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13119153,00.html

Jennifer Lopez has reportedly married Latin singer Marc Anthony, 34, in a small ceremony at her Beverley Hills home.

The wedding comes less than six months after she ended her high-profile engagement to actor Ben Affleck.

mike65

Agh, I was expecting a big Celeb Oops type pic of Lopez looking lardy...oh well.

Mike.

sceptre

I'm quite fond of nice wedding cake[1] myself. I don't think I'd get married to Miss (now Missus (again)) High Maintenance Lopez to get some cake though.



[1]Nice wedding cake. Not that fruit cake stuff that'll survive a nuclear explosion if it's stored in an old USA biscuits tin

funky penguin

His name is Marc Anthony?

She should change her name to Cleopatra.

Or Cleo to the patra.

Or C-lo.

Third_Echelon

i dont think the lift goes the whole way to the top floor with that one....

bit of a mad one if you ask me....

Deadwing

Originally posted by funky penguin
His name is Marc Anthony?

She should change her name to Cleopatra.

Or Cleo to the patra.

Or C-lo.

lol

Or maybe dumbass bitchface-lo.
I think its appropriate.

Sleepy

Or maybe, just maybe, she'll OD and choke in a pool of her own vomit *fingers crossed*

She ain't hot, she has no idea of the meaning of the word class, she's a crap actress, a mediocre dancer and a piss poor impersonation of a singer. Why is this spanner famous?

Mossy Monk

the tv said it was a PR stunt

the tv never lies

the cat

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
the tv said it was a PR stunt

the tv never lies

i agree:)

Big Ears

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
the tv said it was a PR stunt

the tv never lies

unless ur watching Fox News ...........but that is comedy so maybe its an exception .

Lainey

poor jennifer.. imagine being so close to ben afflecks wife and then having to marry marc antony.. ahh well, hope she got a pre nup this time:rolleyes:

koneko

She's a skank. And she's obviously quite dumb too.

BEAT

She is actually a good example of american Morals to date (that they have less and less). She really hasnt done anything 'wrong', she is just a celebrity so everything she does is on spotlight...plenty of people have relationships that mirror hers. People dont take marriage or family values seriously anymore and she is the being made the poster child, so to speak.

What I cant figure out is, if your married again so what? why hide it? its not like we are not going to find out anyway, I mean if she picks her nose we know right?
Both of them are still in denial to the press, but they are afterall 'famous' so they cant exactly live a 'private' life now can they?

It has to be tough being in the spotlight...people all over the world criticizng everything you do just because your a celebrity. Even they make mistakes, they are suppose to be perfect because 'we' see thier every move? rolemodels and etc? she is a movie star and singer...not 'my' rolemodel anyway, just an entertainer that has issues with relationships...who doesnt have issues with relationships though?

I think she is talented and beautiful and could care less if she got married 10 times, its her life and her buisness isnt it? I am not defending her, just making an observation on the issue itself.

sceptre

She's up the spout, yeah?


(yeah, I read beat's post)

whosurpaddy

ya notice she only ever marry's the non famous ones.

Civilian_Target

Originally posted by Sleepy

She ain't hot, she has no idea of the meaning of the word class, she's a crap actress, a mediocre dancer and a piss poor impersonation of a singer. Why is this spanner famous?

Her hot ass, that's not so hot these days. Can I marry her next? Hell, a one night stand would be find? But I'd need you all to post more pictures so I could decide.

nlgbbbblth

she's hot
lovely ass
needs a boob job though, sorry for being so crude

BEAT

In fact, her three aisle walks can't compare to the likes of Zsa Zsa Gabor (married nine times, including one union that lasted just a day); Mickey Rooney (married eight times, once to statuesque beauty Ava Gardner); Lana Turner, Larry King, and Martha Raye (all married seven times); Gloria Swanson and Hedy Lamarr (married six times); Billy Bob Thornton and Martin Scorsese (married five times and counting); and Lorenzo Lamas, Melanie Griffith, and Christie Brinkley (all married four times and counting, though in Melanie's defense, she did marry Don Johnson twice).

Evil_Bilbo

she IS knocked up.

The marraige is illegal though. Yer man got a shotgun divorce the day before that dosent actually come into effect for 60 days or something.

Hopefully he'll ditch her with the baby and not give her a penny. She'll be back on the block in the bronx in no time.

WHORE.

BEAT

Originally posted by Evil_Bilbo
she IS knocked up.

The marraige is illegal though. Yer man got a shotgun divorce the day before that dosent actually come into effect for 60 days or something.

Hopefully he'll ditch her with the baby and not give her a penny. She'll be back on the block in the bronx in no time.

WHORE.

totally untrue...the divorce he got is effective immediatly. As far as her being pregnant, no one knows that and I am surprised that you are making such allegations.
Why is she a whore, because she has been married 3 times?

There must be a lot of whores in the world then :rolleyes:

What about him, this is his 2nd marriage and he has 3 kids, 2 with recent ex-wife and 1 from previous girlfriend...is he a manwhore?

Are you just jealous that she didnt answer your fanmail or notice you were stalking her with a proposal for marriage?

Evil_Bilbo

There must be a lot of whores in the world then

you hit the nail on the head there.

Its true he's no picture of morals himself, but he doesn't constantly try to get media attention with his exploits. The whole bennifer thing. The whole "Jenny from the Block" thing. The whole super-diva thing. I mean COME ON!

I know there's millions of people in the world who have remarried alot, and thats not too bad, the reason she is a whore is because she sucks d!ck for money.

DRakE

maybe she just likes the wedding night sex

][cEMAN**

Originally posted by Sleepy
Or maybe, just maybe, she'll OD and choke in a pool of her own vomit *fingers crossed*

She ain't hot, she has no idea of the meaning of the word class, she's a crap actress, a mediocre dancer and a piss poor impersonation of a singer. Why is this spanner famous?

You have issues son

AdMMM

How the **** did these two meet?